Yeah I made this awhile back when this could've been canon but yeah. This is an AU where they kept Mcconaughey… I mean they could've still did this but…idk just read hehe
"What are you even-"
She backed up trying to get away from the water that was headed her way. "Sam!" she squealed. Mercedes and Sam were supposed to wash Mac but this 10 minute job had turned into thirty minutes and they still weren't finished yet. So far Sam had succeeded in get water everywhere except on the dog. It was a struggle to get the puppy to even stay still.
Sam was now doubled over laughing. "What the hell Sam!" A peeved Mercedes looked down at her now soaked shirt. "It's only fair" he said gesturing to his bare chest."Ugh. Fine." she huffed taking off her shirt. She tried not to get the wet parts on her hair as Sam catcalled "Take it off! "
Mercedes just rolled her eyes. Placing the soaked t-shirt in the sink bowl, she looked down at Sam who was sitting by the tub.
"That was hella sexy" Sam waggled his eyebrows, biting his lip as he took in her black sports bra that displayed the girls perfectly.
Mercedes just shook her head. "You know what's not sexy? My hair getting wet." She tried to ignore the lustful look he was giving her."If you get water anywhere near my hair. I-will-kill-you" she emphasized poking his chest.
Taking her finger he kissed."I promise. I wont." He turned back to the bathtub where the puppy was yipping with excitement. "At least I wont try."
"Mhmm" Mercedes slid off the counter and started to walk out of the cramped bathroom. "Hey! Where are you going?"
"I need go to a safe place"
Sam shouted back in mock astonishment as she closed the door."I cant believe you. This is a very safe environment-" There was a pause followed by a gasp. "Did you just pee in the tub?..Yep, that's not soap." Sam could hear giggling outside of the door. The door creaked open to reveal an amused Mercedes. "Have you come back to apologize?" Sam asked.
"Apologize?"
Mercedes looked at him with a smirk. "The only thing I'm sorry about is that you got peed on." "Ha-Ha" Sam said dryly. He got up from his position by the tub and went to the sink. "Could you?" He gestured to the handles. Mercedes turned on the water and gave him squirted some soap in his hands. Looking back at the dog, who was now playing with a Yoda squeaky toy that Sam insisted they get and she laughed. As much as she hated to admit it the puppy was starting to grow on her. In fact the whole idea of them being a family was starting to grow on her.
Sam glanced down to see Mercedes staring at the dog happily. He smirked as he thought of how far they had come. He looked back at the dog who was now playing in the dirty bathwater and then at his girl. A small smile grew on his face. He finally was getting his dream. His family.
"Knock-Knock! Guys I brought cronuts-" Blaine stuck his head through the bathroom door to find the couple caught in their own little world. "Typical" he thought closing the door. Walking back to the living room he sat on the sofa and pulled out his cell.
"Kurt. They're doing it again." he muttered stuffing a cronut in his mouth.
Hope y'all enjoyed!
Oh and anon I hope this is okay for now. I'm working on your request and I'm half way through. Kay I'm gonna go back into hiding now.