Alita
To the tune of "Ghostbusters" by Ray Parker, Jr.
(All blame goes to LessWrong for putting this silly idea into my head; other than that, "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality" is an awesome read, so go read it.)
(Alita!)
If there's something strange in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
(Alita!)
If it's somethin' weird an'it don't look good
Who ya gonna call?
(Alita!)
I ain't afraid o' cyborgs
I ain't afraid o' cyborgs
When they're after him, comming for his head
Hugo will call
(Alita!)
An invisible man creepin' into your mind
Oh who ya gonna call?
(Alita!)
I ain't afraid o' cyborgs
I ain't afraid o' cyborgs
Oh who ya gonna call?
(Alita!)
If you're on your own, pick up the phone
And call
(Alita!)
I ain't afraid o' cyborgs
I hear she likes lil' pupps
I ain't afraid o' cyborgs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Who you gonna call?
(Alita!)
Hmm, if you've had a heel-
face-turn, keepin' you troubled
You better call
(Alita!)
[Alita:] Let me tell you somethin'
[Alita:]Fightin' makes me remember
I ain't afraid of cyborgs
I ain't afraid of cyborgs
Don't get caught alone, oh no no
(Alita!)
When he goes through your floor
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
(Alita!)
Oh, who you gonna call?
(Alita!)
Who you gonna call?
(Alita!)
Ah, think you better call
(Alita!)
Who you gonna call?
(Alita!)
I can't hear you
Who you gonna call?
(Alita!)
Louder
(Alita!)
Who you gonna call?
(Alita!)
Who can you call?
(Alita!)