Alas, once again this story has been kicked off, heehee. Wow. Okay, there is no way I am breaking the rules this time, I'm being extra careful.

Disclaimer: I don't even own the plot. Well actually I do, but that's a long story. Anyway, I don't own anything here. It's all TP

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After lady Knight. Kel is at New Hope in a sticky situation…

"Merric we are in a very sticky situation." Kel said as she tried to pick up her feet. They were stuck in a pile of honey. Merric, Neal, Tobe and some cooks were all stuck in mounds of dripping honey. And Neal was loosing his patience.

"No really Kel?" Neal asked with a temper. He himself was trying to pull his hands apart. It was very challenging to pull hands apart with drying honey plastered in between the two.

"I'm really sorry guys." Merric started. "I thought the bucket was full of water not this honey crap." He looked down. Well, he would've if he could move his head, but alas it was stuck to the wall.

"It's okay Merric. We'll just wait for someone to come in and save us." Kel said. She herself was trying to get her sticky hair away from her sticky eyes with her sticky hands. Unfortunately, that wouldn't work because the stickiness of her sticky hands would just make her sticky face even more stickier then they were. And that was the last thing that the sticky Kel needed. But of course it wouldn't really make a stickiness of a difference because she was already so sticky that the stickiness of her hands wouldn't make her face any stickier then her sticky face was.

After a couple minutes of waiting, five people came, but they also, got captured in the evil honey's wrath. Kel swore that from this day on, she would never allow Merric to touch even a small jar of honey ever again. Neal himself was on the verge of exploding.

Ha. That might get us out, Kel thought. Neal exploding may just do the job.

After a couple more minutes of waiting and a long string of violent R rated curses that aren't going to be said for one's comfort, there was a sound from outside the door. Suddenly the door crashed open and there stood a very sexy guy.

Bad Kel bad! She thought as she looked at the sergeant with a hot as-No! Bad Kel! How dare you! But those beautiful eyes, so much blue. The way the man's ebony hair blew with the wind that wasn't there. His flat iron stomach that filled out his tunic was absolutely Domlishious (new word). And that smile. It was a delicious smile. All I wanna do is taste those happy lips…Bad Kel!

"I'm here to save you!" Dom said in a heroic voice. He smiled at Kel when their eyes met.

Kel's Yamani mask nearly exploded from blushes. Man he's hot. (A/N: Okay, you can tell I'm obsessed)

"And how are you going to manage that oh-mighty-king-of-flirts?" Neal retorted with a smirk. Well let's just say a half smirk since the dry honey made it hard for him to move his lips an all.

"Like this Meathead." Dom said with a sexy smile.

Dom then got out a firehose, even though they weren't invented yet, and sprayed everyone with it. (A/N: Dom would be a hot fireman wouldn't he. Hee hee funny thoughts) the water quickly washed most of the honey off of the people so they could move enough to wash the rest off in the tub. Dom made sure he splashed the most at Neal. Why? Because that's what Dom does.

Kel was relieved…

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Intermission

Okay I'm sorry to stop the story so much, but from this point on, it's gonna get a little dirty. As in romantic PG-13 type of dirty. Just a warning. Okay back to the fic…

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That she could move again, but unfortunately for her, she was wearing a white shirt. She felt a blush creep up her face that not even the toughest of Yamani masks could break. She felt Dom's eyes stare at her.

Worse for Kel, Dom began to smile. But it wasn't a dirty smile, it was a smile of kindness. Dom walked over to the Lady Knight and took off his shirt. (A/N:.. Whistles..Hot bod) Kel felt her blush deepen as she looked at Dom's bare chest. Man he has hot abbs. Is that a six pack? Dom handed his shirt to Kel.

"I think you need this more then me." Dom said. He turned a shade of pink.

Kel thanked her obsession, and slipped the tunic over her wet shirt. It fit just right, but was a little bit bigger then hers.

Neal, Merric, Tobe, and the other people who got caught in the honey rushed to the door and left, leaving Kel and Dom alone.

Dom smiled again. Kel smiled back. Dom, not knowing what he was doing began to walk closer to the tall knight. Kel could feel his hot breath on her face.

This just isn't right. Not right now at least, Kel thought to herself when she looked at Dom. She felt her insides melt three times over. But in the middle of a room full of honey and with her, too sticky to imagine she didn't want to even think…

"Well I better get washed." Kel said nearly depressed to leave the man that saved her butt from the wrath of the honey. "I don't want to be permanatley sticky."

"Do you want any help." Dom asked. Then, just realizing what he just said began to blush a beet red.

"Excuse me?" Kel asked not believing what she thought she heard.

"I said do you want some kelp." Dom said pretending to correct himself. Kelp? That's the lamest pickup line I've ever heard, he thought.

"Um that's okay Dom. I've got-uh-plenty of-kelp." Kel said sixty percent confused. The other 40 percent was slightly depressed. Bad Kel! Depressed? You are so nasty!

Kel waved goodbye and walked out of the room deep in dirty thoughts. No bad Kel! Dom was left slightly foolish and stupid. Actually very stupid, because he was standing in the middle of a pile of sticky honey.

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Neal's perspective

Neal was walking to the infirmary with his newly washed hair and face. A nice clean Neal. He was prepared to help one of the very sick children that he was working on before the honey incident.

The honey incident.

It was pretty funny actually. I mean it's not everyday that you get stuck in abnormal amounts of honey for a couple of hours. Of course it wasn't funny when it happened but now that you think of it…Dom. Why'd he pop into my poetic mind? Because he thinks your best friend is hot duh, Meathead. Oh great now he has me saying it.

It's driving me crazy though. It's so obvious that Kel has had a crush on my cousin ever since that punk Cleon was forced to dump her. His loss. And then there's Dom oh man, you can hear him talk in his sleep. 'Oh Kel, I love you so much. Mmmmhmmmm'. I wish I could speed up the process a little.

Neal stopped walking and smiled his wicked smile. The smile that won him a couple punches from the stump himself. Ha stupid stump. I think a plan is in order.

Neal walked through the infirmary doors and to his sick patients

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Kel sighed with relief. It felt so good to be clean again. Never again will I have honey, she promised herself as she walked down to the square of New Hope. The cool breeze felt good on her wet head. She had to return Dom's shirt back to him. Kel smiled. The shirt was still warm from his body heat. His smell, well it didn't smell like a brand new fresh nobleman that's for sure, but it smelled comforting.

She turned to her right to go to the sergeant's quarters. It was part of the long building where all of the Own and other soldiers also slept. She knocked on Dom's door and waited for a reply.

"Just a minute." Dom said lazily. Kel smiled. Dom was so funny sometimes, For the simplest things. It was amusing. Almost as amusing as watching Peachblossom try and bite Neal, and of course succeed. The door opened and there stood Dom with…no shirt on. Perfect. Kel thought to herself.

Dom looked just as surprised as Kel, except more because her didn't expect her. "Uh-come in." Dom welcomed. His room was small, but welcoming. Even though it wasn't very clean.

"I brought back your shirt. Thanks for letting me borrow it." Kel said handing it back to Dom.

"Oh, but it was a gift to keep." Dom said in a noble voice. "For you to always remember me. Savour it forever, my Lady Knight." Kel smiled. Dom is such a flirt. Dom, of course, couldn't keep his eyes off Kel. But Kel didn't seem to notice.

"It's a beautiful day outside." She pointed out trying to lighten the atmosphere.

"Yeah, it's very-hot. I mean Sunny! I meant sunny!" Dom said still looking at Kel.

"Do you want to go out…" Kel started, only to be interrupted by the man with sexy hair.

"Yes."

"I didn't finish my sentence yet, Dom!" Kel said trying to stifle a laugh of amusement. "I was going to say, do you want to go out riding."

"Oh." Dom said disappointed. "Sure."

"Okay I'll meet you at the stables in five minutes."

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"Yeah well, the own has been doing very well lately. And Raoul has been the same crazy self. So far he's fallen off of his mount five times and tripped over fourteen flights of stairs. Fell down it all. And when at last he stopped, he just got right back up again and said that that was a waste of time."

Kel couldn't help but laugh, and laugh, and laugh. She laughed so much that Dom was starting to think that Kel was having a bad case of apolpsey and needed serious help. Tears rolled down Kel's cheeks in laughter. In fact it wasn't really that funny.

About thirty minutes later, Kel had finally calmed down. "Are you done know?" Dom asked slightly amused.

Kel nodded and wiped the tears from her cheeks.

When they arrived at a river, they decided to give the horses a break and relax for a little bit. Little did they know, they weren't alone.

"Yeah, well I was thinking more on the level of sue." Kel pointed out when they brought up the conversation of King Jonathan.

"That would be good, but he has too much money for it to hurt him. You could fight the King's champion."

"Yeah, but that's until death and I don't feel like killing the person who helped me get through my knighthood. And anyway, someone has to keep Neal under control." Dom laughed at that.

"kkkkkkeeeeeeelllllll…" said a freaky random voice that was familiar.

"Yes Neal?" asked Kel.

"Dammit!" the voice whispered. After a long pause the "thing" spoke again. "I'm not Neal, I'm-uh-Neal's-er-worst enemy."

"But Alanna's at Pirate's Swoop." Kel pointed out to the voice.

"No Neal's other worst enemy. The evil carrot of doom. Hey Kel this way…"the voice said.

Kel shrugged. Neal was an idiot and she would teach him a lesson. The couple-to-be ( A/N: crap that gave it away) (A/N: crappity crap me giving it away by saying I gave it away gave it away) stood up and followed the voice.

"Ccclllloooseeeerrrr." The vegetable said.

Kel and Dom found themselves in front of a very big bush.

"Okay Neal-I mean 'carrot of doom'. Show yourself."

There was no answer.

"Maybe he left." Dom said. He didn't hear anything but them and a couple of crickets.

"What the--?" Kel screeched. She fell down on her back when she started to back up.

"Kel are you all-aggh!" Dom also fell…on top of Kel. "Mithros, Kel are you okay?" he asked.

"Yeah." Kel said weakly. Her heart was melting as she stared into the sea of ocean blue eyes that looked at her. Dom's warm breath made her shiver in delight.

Dom also didn't move. All he did was stare into Kel's dreamer's eyes. He too began to melt from Kel's beautiful stare. He gently brought down his head and kissed Kel sweetly.

Kel was shocked, even though she knew it was coming. His kisses meant something. It was like a book, you could read each kiss differently, and this one was meant for her. It wasn't like Cleon's, the jerk! His kisses were empty compared to the meaning that Dom put in his.

Kel and Dom both came back to their senses when they heard cheering from off in the distance. They both broke off the kiss and began to blush furiously. When they turned to the sound, they saw Neal, Merric, Raoul (don't ask where he came from. Let's just say he can teleport.), Owen, Raould (same with Raoul), a jelous Cleon, Lord Wyldlon no scratch him, The whole entire own, Shinko, Yuki who was making out with Neal, Voldemort, Alanna, George, Roger, Joren (I'm getting to the dead guys now), Vinson, Faithfull, Thom, Daine, Numair, and Ozorne.

"What in the world are you doing here?" Kel asked her face the color of a very ripe strawberry.

"We all knew that you would be getting together eventually, but it was driving us crazy not having it sped up." Alanna explained with an evil smirk. Kel glared at her hero.

"It was my idea!" Neal retorted to his former knight-master. Realizing what he just said, he ran away with a sprint. Alanna was in hot pursuit.

I'll make sure I go to his funeral, Kel thought as she hid a smile.

"Well we're together now, capeish?" Dom said. Everyone nodded in satisfaction and walked off.

When Dom and Kel got back to their horses they kissed some more like they would never see each other again, then walked back to New Hope.

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Toodles…

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters or setting. Everything is TP's except for Voldemort who is JK's.