Shizuo feels like throwing up right now. And here he thought Shinra was weird.
"What the fuck is this."
Izaya shrugged, "A book."
"A book." Shizuo repeated slowly. "And what kind of book is this, flea?"
The informant frowned. "And how am I supposed to know? Didn't I just said I grabbed that randomly? Is your protozoan brain unable to comprehend that?"
Shizuo felt utterly humiliated and is in need of laughing so hard, it was so conflicting he stayed still as stone, glaring hard at the colorful cover of the thin book he is holding with one shaking hand. Despite common belief Shizuo is not stupid, he understood what 'slash', 'R-18', or 'yaoi' is, although knowing them was an accident he'd rather forget.
And there Izaya was, laughing at the ridiculous expression in Shizuo's face. He didn't know what kind of internal conflict the blond has in mind now. He didn't fucking know.
"Awh." Izaya cooed. "Are you so overwhelmed with my present? Hmm? Hmmm?"
Shizuo lost all the strength to object now, or to throw a stop sign or two at Izaya. With the last ounce of power he had, Shizuo threw the god forsaken book into Izaya's face with dead accuracy.
"I hope you die and rot in hell, flea!"
Was his goodbye as Shizuo walked down the street with an unreadable expression.
Izaya grumbled in anger as he wiped the blood oozing from his nose violently, bringing the book into his line of vision to inspect it closely.
"What is wrong with Shizu-chan!?" Izaya screamed to himself and opened the book, skipping the first few pages. He find himself staring wide eyed and blood drying from his face at a highly disturbing page where he and Shizuo are in a very... Detailed, very mature, and explicit... Scene. He closed the book and glared intently at its cover and wait, isn't 'Shizaya' his name and Shizuo mixed together? And what's that big bold printed Adult-only at the top right corner? Is this why that cashier worker smirked like the devil himself when he bought this- this book!?
Izaya shrieked in utter terror.
What the fuck did he just give to Shizuo!?
Nobody asked why Izaya refuses to go anywhere near a book shop after.
I'm sick and is bored to death, hence this fic 8D, crappy? Well, yes this is. I haven't touched my keyboard for so sooo long.