Hello FanFictioners! I'm KC! (Obviously.) So basically, I got sick of having to sift through stories to actually find a good one. So, I'm going to

start posting lists of really really good stories, kind of giving the authors an award, pretty much, for not sucking. I'm going to try to post a

new list every week, and hopefully stay more dedicated to this than my other stories. First, I'll explain how I'm going to do this. I'm going to

start with a category for the week. Then I'm going to list a good story that fits that category and the author. Next will be a quick synopsis

and excerpt from the story. And at the end of each month I'm going to list the Best All-Around Stories, based on popularity, not just the content like everything else will be. The very first category will be HUMOR! All right let's get this started!

Humor

How to End a Conversation by XXForrestStarXX.

How to End a Conversation is basically about the OC, Forrest, getting herself out of compromising situations. From getting out of trouble to

distracting Nudge, Forrest comes up with unique and hilarious ideas on "How to End a Conversation." (Hence the title.)

~Start an argument that's off topic and makes no sense

I was playing with Angel and Nudge in the living room. I had just come back from Fang's room.

"What did you do?" Nudge asked me. I was surprised she said so little. Probably because it's really early in the morning.

"Nothing," I said innocently. Angel must have read my mind about what I did because she burst out laughing.

She stopped, "Fang's just woke up."

I just kept watching the TV. and then I saw him enter the room.

"Forrest, why did you pour glitter all over me and change the password on my laptop!"

I gasped and clutched my heart dramatically."How dare you accuse me off eating Iggy's taco!"

He looked confused," Iggy didn't even eat tacos."

"That doesn't mean it can't rain waffles!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Stop speaking in a language I don't understand!"

"I'm speaking English!"

"What did you say about my mother?"

"I didn't say anything about your mother!"

"Why are you so mean to me!"

"What did I do!"

"STOP CONFUSING ME!" Then I stormed out of the room.

After a few seconds I walked back in, and sat down again to watch TV. Fang shook his head and went back to his room.

That was Chapter 3 from "How to End a Conversation!

Next is Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom.

So while Max and the gang are staying at Dr.M's, Fang gets sick. Bossy, and delirious on drugs, Fang is now being waited on hand and foot

by everyone else. (Much to their demise.) This hilarious story is about Fang getting two new imaginary friends, having Iggy's son named Justin, and getting high on "Night Quills."

"Whoa!" The bottles and boxes came pouring out of that thing at me. I hoped nobody had heard the noise. What the heck do they use all this stuff for? Was Dr. Martinez secretly running some kind of prescription drug cartel? I shook my head. Another random thought. I needed sleep meds!

I began sifting through the stuff. I found the typical Tylenol, Allergy stuff, some eye drops. There was a spray for sore throats, loads of vitamins, and a tube of sunscreen. I found some stuff I didn't recognize. What the heck was Midol, anyway? That's when I came across something helpful.

Nyquil.

I heard this stuff could knock people out in minutes. I quickly stuffed everything else back in the cabinet and shut the door before it could all fall out again.

I opened up the bottle, since it hadn't been used yet. I noticed it had words all over it, probably directions, but, as tired as I was, it looked like a bunch of gibberish. I just stared at the open bottle for a minute. How much of this am I supposed to take? Well, it had a little cup thingy with it, but I wasn't sure how many of those I was supposed to have. So, I started trying to count up the days that I hadn't gotten sleep.

"Let's see, tonight, obviously, yesterday, ummmm...the day before. That's three. The day before that...Oh, the day of the...shot. Five. The day before that. The day Iggy got sick. The day before that...I think. Ok, so that's, like, eight.

I stared at the bottle again. All this dosage stuff was too confusing for this time of night. I gave the stuff a sniff. Ugh. I'd want to get this stuff down fast, or I might gag it up.

So I just shrugged, put the bottle to my lips, and drank about, oh, say...

Half.

Max's POV

"Max, why don't you go to bed?" Mom asked me.

I stifled a yawn. "Aw, come on! How will I ever know how the movie it ends?"

"The dog dies."

"Oh, sure, thanks for ruining it for me." I yawned again. "Yeah, maybe I-"

I heard a noise in the hallway, sounded like someone knocked over Mom's plant. I looked around the couch, trying to see anything in the dark. Suddenly, I heard Fang's voice.

"Hey, is my room that way? Oh, no it's not!" He started giggling.

"Fang?" I called. "You ok?"

Fang came around the corner, holding onto the wall to keep him up. "Hey, Max! Maxy! Maxeemum!"

"Uh. Fang? What are you doing up?" Mom asked.

He shakingly pointed a finger at her. "What are you doing up?"

Mom got up and I followed. "Fang, are you alright?" Mom asked, putting a hand on his forehead.

He batted it away. "I'm fine. Final. Final fin fine." He started giggling again.

"Sure, Fang, and I'm Marilyn Monroe." I said. I turned to Mom. "Does he have a fever?"

She shook her head. "No, but may-"

"You're as pretty as Moneryn Manlow. Marylow Monryn. That girl." Fang, said, jumping in front of me. "Prettier."

"Uhhh...Thanks, Fang." I put my hand to his head. "You're right, Mom, no fever."

Fang stuck his hand on my head, nearly covering my eyes. "Do you have a fever? Nope, you're just hot." He started laughing.

I pulled his hand off of my head. "Ok, Fang, cut it out."

"Hey! Hey, Dr. M! You got a spade?"

Mom raised an eyebrow. "No..."

"Good." Fang practically jumped on me, trying to give me a hug. "Ok, Max, she doesn't have a spade. My room or hers?"

WTF? I quickly tried to pry him off of me. "Fang, what the heck has gotten into you?"

"Night Quills."

I stared. "Huh?"

"Night Quills!" He started laughing again. "Hey, Max, you and me and the cops should go yelling and see if we can wake up the Flock before the neighbors show up. Bring Spiffy and Pooky!" He started running for the door.

Mom and I grabbed him. "Fang, you need to calm down and take a seat for a minute." Mom said, trying to drag him over to the couch.

"But I don'wannago." Fang whined, slurring his words a bit. "I don't wanna seat down and calm for a minute."

"Do you think he's sick, even without the fever?" I asked, trying to help Mom drag him over. "Maybe he's just starting to catch Iggy's chickenpox?"

Before Mom could answer, Fang cut in again. "Chickenpox! Iggy ate the chicken's pox!"

"Fang, please-"

"But what about Justin? Oh, I'm such a dadbeat dead!" Before either of us could think, he broke away and ran down the hall, flinging the door to Iggy's room open.

Oh, great.

Iggy's POV

So, I had just barely started to fall asleep, after spending the majority of the night telling myself not to itch while trying to ignore the disgusting smell of the anti-itch creme, when my door flew open.

"Hey, what's-" I started to say, but then was pounced on by something very large and heavy.

"Iggy! Spit out the chicken's pox!"

"Fang?" I asked, confused. "What are you-"

"I'm sorry I'm a beatdad dead. I'll try to get Justy out of the Orphan Russianage."

Ok..."Fang, are you feeling alright?" Was I having another weird dream?

"Iggy! You're so caring! I lovest you!" Suddenly, I was being hugged. Crushed, really.

"Ow, Fang...le' go..."

"Fang!" I heard Max yell by the door. I heard Dr. Martinez's footsteps close behind hers.

Fang let out the most girlish shriek I'd ever heard from a guy's mouth. "Maxy! It's not what you think!" He finally let go of me, bursting into laughter.

"Fang?" I asked, rubbing my arms where he had squeezed them. "What are you, drunk?"

"I swear to drunk I'm not God!" He yelled out, right before bursting into laughter again.

"Guys..." I said to Max and Dr. M. "What's up with him?"

"No clue, Igs." Dr. Martinez answered.

"Well, whatever he's on, I want some." I joked. "Now, get him out of here in case he's got something contagious. I have enough problems."

I heard Max start to approach the bed, but not in time to stop Fang from laughing himself right off of it.

"Max! I've fallen and I can't get up!" Fang yelled from the floor. The kid was still laughing, for crying out loud!

I heard Max come over and pull him to his feet. "Come on, Fang. Let's go to bed."

"Sorry, Iggy. I've got to go." Fang said. "Max wants me in bed."

I heard Max groan. I laughed. "Yeah, Max, you have fun with that."

"What's going on?" I heard a sleepy, sounding Angel call from the door.

"Angel!" Fang yelled. "Go wake up the cops and tell them to go after the crazy neighbors! Bring cheese and-" His voice was stifled by what I guess must've been Max's hand.

"It's alright, Angel." Dr. M called.

"Hey, I'll bring Fang to bed." Max said. "You can go take care of Angel, Mom."

"Alright, if you can handle him."

"I've got him."

I rolled over, yawning. "And I'll stay here and hold down the fort. Night, all."

As they left the room, I heard Fang say, "Max, let's bed to go 'cause spade Martinez doesn't have a doctor."

Yeah, so not dealing with that.

Max's POV

I dragged Fang into his room, shutting the door behind us in hopes it might prevent him from trying to escape.

"Come on, Fang, how about you lay down on the-"

He grabbed me in another hug. "Ok, lay down on the bed." He pulled me down onto the bed with him. "Max, we're in bed!"

I rolled my eyes. "Yeah, I noticed." I struggled out of his grip. "Fang, you need to go to sleep."

"But I don't wanna sleep..." Then, he kissed me. Or, he tried to. He had his lips on mine for about fifteen seconds before I pushed him away. Kissing Loopy-Fang was not the same as kissing Normal-Fang. Plus, his mouth tasted funny.

"Fang, stop it."

"Max!" He said, sitting up. "I love you."

"I know, Fang."

He stretched his arms out wide. "I love you this much!"

Oh, this sounded familiar...

"I love you more than cheese. And other foods." He thought for a second. "And Iggy. I don't even really love Iggy, except as, like, a sister or something. A siblingy thing. I don't know where Justin came from."

"That's...nice, Fang." A sister? Oh, I've got to tell Iggy that one!

"But, I love you, anyways." He yawned. "Let's have kids someday."

Don't scream, Max, don't scream! "Heh, heh, y-yeah, Fang. Someday..."

"Yeah, we'll name one Michael. I like that name. We'll call him Mikey. Yeah..." He slowly lowered himself onto the bed, muttering. "Spiffy can be his Godfather..."

"Sure, Fang." I said, stroking his hair. "Whatever you want."

"Mmmmhhh...Love ya, Max."

"I love you, too, Fang. Even if you are on something."

I had no response that time. His breathing evened out, he was lying still, in perfect silence. Finally, asleep.

Just as I was pulling the blankets over him, Mom opened the door. "Max?"

"Shhh. Sleeping beauty just dozed off."

She smiled. "Ahhh, that makes sense."

I looked up at her. "What do you mean?"

"I found this in the sink in the bathroom." She said, holding up a bottle. "It's his Night Quills."

"What?"

She turned the bottle around to show the front label.

"Oh, Nyquil."

Taken from Chapter 29: Night Quills.

Fang Venom Must Die! By The Black Rose 1995.

This story is based off the movie John Tucker Must Die. Nudge ,Bridget, and Ella all discover that Fang is cheating on them all, so for sweet

revenge they get Max, the new girl, to help them. They make Fang fall for Max so they can rip his heart out. But what happens when Max

falls for him too?

"Good. Now just as a warning, Fang is probably going to kiss you ok? You have kissed a boy before right?" Ella asked me.

"Yes, I have. Don't you dare tell my brother." I told her. She smiled at this but then her eyes went wide and she jumped into the car while closing the door behind her.

"What are you doing?" I asked her as she tried to crawl into the back seat.

"Fang's coming!" she whispered to me. Sure enough, Fang opened the driver's door three seconds later.

"Hey!" I said loudly, trying to cover up the sounds of Ella trying to fit half under the driver's seat and hidden from his view.

"Hey." he said as he started the car and backed out of the parking lot.

The rest of the ride was in silence. That is until I saw Ella's hand waving at me. I turned my head a bit to see what was wrong. Ella then held up a bright pink bra.

My eyes widened and I bit my lip to stop from laughing.

"What's so funny?" Fang asked me.

I smirked at him and took the bra from Ella.

"I didn't know you liked pink so much Fang." I teased him as I showed him the bra.

"Umm, about that- …..You see-… I thought that-….. Umm." Fang tried, unsuccessfully to explain. The look on his face was priceless and I saw that his face turned a light pink under his tan.

"Are- are you blushing Fang?" I asked him in disbelief. His eyes widened and he tried to hide his face from me.

I laughed at his childish actions.

"Oh, heaven forbid that Fang Venom doesn't look like the big macho man, player that he is." I teased him. He looked at me like I was crazy but luckily he pulled into my driveway then.

I looked at Ella and saw her moving her hands as she tried to tell me something. Get Fang out!

"Umm, walk me to the door?" I asked him with a smile on my face.

"Sure." he told me. He got out of the car and I set Ella a 'Get the HECK out!' look that she nodded to.

I walked the short distance to my door and looked back to see Ella standing behind the car watching us.

"So I guess I'll see you at school tomorrow." I said to Fang.

"Yeah, umm. I had fun tonight. A lot more then I usually do." Fang told me as he rubbed the back of his head. I raised an eyebrow at him and smirked.

"Do I need to mention the pink bra again?" I asked him.

That was from Chapter 9: A Date and the Perfect Marshmallow.

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