One day Kirby and I were watching comedy shows on TV and I was laughing myself silly.
"Hahaha!, real funny isn't it?", I said to Kirby.
"Poyo, poyo, poyo!", said that goofball like he was having a time of his life.
"Yeah junior, that's all you'll ever say is poyo!", I said to him.
Just then there was a knock on the door. "Who could it be this time?", I said as I flew to the door and opened it, it was those two kids Tiff and Tuff.
"What do you brats want!?", I asked rudely which I usually like doing.
"Well Tokkori!, we just wanted to see how Kirby was doing thank you!", said that brainy girl.
"Yeah stop being such a grouch Tokkori!", said that bratty boy Tuff.
"Yeah yeah, hey junior, your friends wanna see ya!", I said as I flew back to watching TV.
"Hey Kirby, we just wanted to check on you, want to walk around Cappy Town?", said the brainy girl again.
"Poyo Poyo!", said that pinky.
"Alrighty then, let's go!", said that hairy boy.
Then I just sat watching TV until I came up with an idea, a sneaky, dirty idea.
"Hmmm, I'll go see what everyone else is doing" I said as I flew away but not without closing the door on my way out.
I flew around and I saw Spikehead, Honey, and Iro playing Soccer and I landed in a tree and the soccer ball accidentally came to me.
"Hey Tokkori!", said that thorny head kid.
"Can you please throw that soccer ball back to us!?", asked the "honey bear".
"Ha well maybe you brats oughta stop throwing the ball up to me and maybe I wouldn't have to keep bringing it down!", I said to those brats.
"Stop being such a grouch and throw it right down!", said the fat one.
"Oh yeah, go fetch!", I said as I kicked It hard and far away to Whispy Woods.
"Ha ha, why don't you try and get it now!", I said as I flew away laughing myself silly.
"You're so mean Tokkori!", said the "honey bear".
"Boo-hoo cry me a river!", I said not giving a darn and flying away leaving the little brats angry.
Then I flew to Cappy Town and I acted like a jerk to everyone, I first went inside Kawasaki's restaurant and inside his cooking room.
"Hey Kawasaki, maybe you should get cooking lessons cause your cooking sure stinks!" I said insulting his cooking skills.
"That Tokkori!", said Kawasaki angrily.
Then I went to Mabel's Place and asked what my fortune was and I gotta admit she looks kinda hot.
"Hello Tokkori", she said.
"Alright woman, tell me what my future is!", I said rudely.
Boy she was was ticked at how I said it then looked through her crystal ball.
"Your future is you will be forgotten if you do not change your ways!", said that fortune teller.
"Change my ways my butt!, I ain't changing no way!" I said stubbornly, then I flew off to see other people.
"He is such a rude disrespectful bird!", said the beauty.
Then I flew and saw that pink puffball and his two best friends and his other friends Fololo and Falala and I flew down to see what they were up to.
"Hey what are you guys doing, just walking around not worrying about me aren't ya!", I said.
"Look Tokkori, we don't want any trouble from you, we just wanted to walk around Cappy Town and mind our own business", said the brainy girl.
"Yeah, move it or lose it!", said Lololo.
"Move it or lose it!, Ha!, you guys are all jealous because I'm more intelligent than that goofball but you think "Kirby knows everything!"
"Don't say that Tokkori, Kirby knows how to handle monsters, and he knows how to copy abilities!", said the flying female.
"Yeah you don't even know how to copy abilities!", said the bratty boy.
"So what I don't have to know how to copy abilities I'm a bird for crying out loud!, and I can fly and peck", I said.
"Oh, that's right birds can't copy abilities", said the bratty boy.
"And they aren't star warriors, Tuff!", said the brainy girl annoyed.
"Fine be that way, but don't come crying to me if you get in trouble!", I said as I flew away.
"Ahh forget him Kirby!", said the brainy girl.
"Yeah, he's just an arrogant jerk!", said the blue flyer.
End of Chapter 1