I walked onto the set of So Random!. People were running everywhere to prepare for the first-ever question session for the So Random! stars.
But I was on my way to get the info on chad's latest date. I know what you're thinking! 'Sonny? YOU and CHAD talking about a DATE?' yeah. I know. But ever since Chad complimented me after our last fight a few weeks ago, we want to use my girl-skills to find him the perfect girl.
So far, we have reached date number three. Number one was really clingy. Number two..... Was a very girly guy. I laughed for hours! Then suggested he go on another date to see if he wanted to follow that path. But he all but slapped me after that suggestion.
I walked into my dressing room that I shared with Tawni and sat at my laptop. Tawni and the rest of the cast would never know I was doing this since I came in super-early with Chad to discuss things. And by the way, I know what you're thinking again. 'Laptop? That's how you help Chad?!' But listen and your questions will be answered.
I hooked up my webcam (see?!) and sent Chad an IM. He turned on his webcam.
"Hey. I got the camera to work halfway through the date. We might need a new one." he mumbled, and I could hear the sleep in his voice. I loved making drama queen wake up this early. And, about the camera, it's a little one that looks like a voice recorder that you see on all those spy websites.
"Why would we need a new camer-" I started, but the video of the date began playing. I could tell it started way too late when I heard half of an awkward sentence made by the girl Chad was with.
"...dunked him in chicken slime!" I heard the perky blonde yell, and then burst into hysterical laughter. Chad made a few nervous 'ha's. This girl had issues with saying disgusting things at a romantic dinner.
"So.... When did you become a super model?" Chad asked. How shallow of him. Even though all of his dates were supermodels, I was still a little surprised.
"Um, well a few months ago. My daddy-" okay, rich dad. No supermodel calls their dad 'daddy' at age sixteen without having a rich 'daddy'- "talked to the owner of the agency and got me in. Because the owner said I was really amateur and did weird poses, but I knew she was just jealous. So my daddy talked to her. And bribed her a little." She smirked. I rolled my eyes.
"Uhm..... Awe.....some.....?" Chad replied, confused of what to say. I understood. I mean, how do you reply to that?
"So, are you ready to go?" the girl asked. I was guessing Chad nodded because the camera went up and down
(It was positioned on his neck).
I saw the walk out of the beautiful restaurant and into the car. In the car, the camera was covered by the girl's skin. I guess she had jumped on him. I almost threw up. She was trying to make out with him. I heard Chad mumble against her lips and pull away with a smooch-y sound.
"Uh, I think I'm oka-" he started, before I saw her skin again. Then her hand smacked the camera and the screen turned rainbow-colored before blacking out. The screen went away to reveal Chad snickering.
"Wow. You really know how to pick 'em." I giggled.
"And you really need my opinion? Even after you relived the date again?" I added.
"Well, duh. You wanted to control ALL of my opinions. It was in the agreement." he sneered.
"Okay. She's pretty. And a bubble-brain. And a money hog. Oh, and let's not forget the smacking your neck and making out with you against your own will." I snickered.
"I know! And now we need a new camera! And look at the red mark she made by smacking my neck!" he shouted, getting his neck closer to the webcam and pointing toward the red spot. It was in the shape of a hand. I tried to stifle my uncontrollable laughter, but I ended up laughing harder. Chad glared at me.