Torturing the GW Boys:
Victim, er, part 1: Heero
Oh, besides the fact that I don't own anything except the fic, I'll use the name "Night Wolf", because I don't wanna give Hilde a bad rep…
WARNING: Written under the influence of:
1 Liter of non-caffeine-free Pepsi,
My hyper friend,
3 hours of sleep,
and lack of something better to do
On with the torture, er * ahem * fic… ^_^0
Heero: * standing in the room by himself, arms crossed *
Night Wolf (me): Ahh, a victim…
Heero: …….
Night Wolf: Hey, Heero! Whachya doooooooin'?
Heero: I'm busy. Go away, NW.
NW: I'm sorry; I didn't realize that you were so busy doing nothing. * pauses *, can I help?
Heero: * raises eyebrow *
NW: HE MOVED!!!! DO IT AGAIN, DO IT AGAIN!!
Heero: Hn…
NW: Hn… what is with that?! Can't you say, "Hm" like everyone else?!
Heero: Hn.
NW: Hn.
Heero: * silence *
NW: * silence *
Heero: You're annoying.
NW: Thank you.
:::Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei all appear:::
Duo: hi.
Trowa: …
Quatre: hello, NW.
Wufei: Hmp. Weakling onna.
NW: Hi, Duo. * runs over and glomps onto Duo *
Duo: * sweatdrop *
NW: Hi, uh, everyone else.
Heero: * quietly tries to sneak away, but steps on a small twig *
NW: * lets go of Duo *
Duo: I can breathe!
NW: Heero! Hold it right there! Where do you think you're going?
Heero: How in the world did you hear me? Are you a wolf, or something?
NW: Notice the name, but no.
Quatre: Of course she's a wolf. Fanfiction authors never lie!
NW: * sweatdrop * * ahem *.
NW: The name, I like darkness, and I like wolves. I also like meat, and full moons, and…
Heero: * eyes wide * Omae o korosu!
NW: He did it again! His face moved!
Heero: * points gun a NW's head *
NW: Uh, Heero, I wouldn't do that if I were you…
Heero: * finger tightens on trigger * Why not?
NW: Hey, bye Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei. This is too gruesome for you to see. * zaps Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei out of fic *
NW: Are you sure?
Heero: Omae o korosu.
NW: Okay, here it goes… * transforms into Relena *
Heero: Omae o kor, NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NW as Relena (Relena, from now on): What's the matter, Heero?
Heero: Must… kill, Relena! Can't. kill… her…
Relena: * glomps onto Heero *
Duo (from somewhere else): Hey!
NW: Duo! Don't worry, you'll get your turn in the next fic… *grins evilly at Duo *
Duo: * gulps * * goes back to other fic, or where ever he was before *
Relena: Where was I? Oh, yes. Heero! You can't kill me. I know why. It's because, Heero?
Heero: * snuck away while NW was talking to Duo *
Relena: Heero! I'm right here, so come and kill meeeeeeee…"
Heero: * pops up behind Relena, gun pointed at her head *
Relena: As I was saying, * glomps onto Heero * You can't kill me, because you love me!!
Heero: * getting an idea for how to get NW/Relena*
Relena: All you need is someone to show you love. I love you, Heero… And I know you love me too…
Heero: * mutters * Mission accepted. * kisses Relena/NW *
Relena changes back into NW: What the?! Yuck, petu! * spits *
Heero: I knew that would work… Mission accomplished.
NW: Heero!!!!! Omae o korosu!!
Heero: DeathGlare™ That's my line…
NW: Get over it! Now, Omae o korosu!
Heero: DeathGlare™ THAT'S MY LINE…
NW: DeathGlare™ & Omae o korosu!!!
Heero: Omae o korosu.
NW: Omae o korosu.
Heero: Omae o korosu.
NW: Omae o korosu.
Heero: Omae. O. Korosu.
NW: Is that someone's name? BTW: Omae o korosu.
Heero: You don't even have a gun… (omae o korosu)
NW: I have other weapons… (omae o korosu)
Heero: I hate you. Omae o korosu.
NW: Omae o korosu.
Heero. Stop it! You're getting annoying!
NW: Omaeokorosuomaeokorosuomaeokorosuomaeokorosuomaeokorosuomaeokorosuomaeokorosuomaekorosuomaekorosuomaekorosuomaeokorosuomaeokorosuomaeokorosuomaeokorosuomaeokorosu…
Heero: SHUT UP ALREADY!!! YOU'RE ANNOYING!
NW: No, I'm Night Wolf.
Heero: ARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
NW: heeheehee
Heero: * looks for self-detonation button *
NW: * swing self-detonation button around finger *
Heero: You can't swing that around your finger, that's impossible.
NW: MY fic. If I want it to happen, it does.
Heero: Can I please have the self-detonation button? It, uh, I need to check it.
NW: * decides put Heero out of his misery, and tosses him the button *
Heero: Thank you. * runs out of room to Gundam, climb up onto cockpit door, and holds button out in front of him * I'll be free!!
Heero: * self-detonates *
NW: Mission accomplished.
Heero: * that's my line… oh forget it… *
NW: heeheehee. Well, that was fun. Let's see, who's zero-two? * looks up at Duo, and grins evilly *
Duo: * whimper *
NW: Don't worry, you're my favorite, I'll go easy on you.
NW: * to readers * Okay, hope ya liked. Duo's next… * notices Duo cowering in a shadow * BTW, Heero's not dead. Please review! Thanx, bye!