A/N: I really shouldn't be posting a new story, since I still have to finish The Broken Digital Barrier, but this popped into my head, and I didn't want to forget it, so… Oh, and against common belief, I AM NOT DEAD! Anyway, Naruto is going to help me do the disclaimer!

Naruto: Do I have to?

Me: Yes. Or you DIE!

Naruto: You can't kill me, I'm a NINJA!

Me: JUST DO IT!

Naruto: FINE! (mutters rude words) DigiNinjaMario5867 doesn't own me or the characters in my show, or the settings. So DON'T SUE!

Me: If you sue, I sick Naruto on you. Story Time!

Choji's Gullibility

Naruto sighed. He, Sai, Sakura, and Yamato Sensei had had a long journey home from a completely unsuccessful mission during which they had been ambushed by Orochimaru, and Naruto had gone into Four Tails mode to fight him, and severely damaged his body in the process. Not a fun mission.

"Man," said Naruto. "I'm beat." Sakura nodded in agreement. "I really just want to go home and rest." Yamato Sensei shook his head. "We can't yet. We have to report our failure to Lady Hokage, and then you can rest." Naruto smiled. "Yeah, but before I rest, I'm going to Ichiraku's! I'm starved!" Sakura "Anime Sweatdropped." Of course! She thought. Always thinking of FOOD!

Soon, they were at the Hokage Building. They walked into the Hokage's office. "Ah, yes," Said Lady Tsunade with a smile. "How did the mission go?" "We failed," said Yamato, head down. "Hmmmmmmmm…" Tsunade frowned. "Well, we'll just have to" Suddenly, the door to the office flew open, and in ran Shikamaru and Ino. "Lady Tsunade!" They shouted. "Choji is missing!" "Hold on! Explain to me exactly what's going on?" Asked Tsunade. Shikamaru spoke up. "I think I can tell you what's happened."

(Flashback) Choji stood outside his house, looking at a letter he'd found on his doorstep.

We understand you have recently lost someone near you- your sensei. We can help you. We've developed a Jutsu that can bring him back. Enclosed is a map to our current location. Come alone. (End Flashback)

"And that's how it happened." Said Shikamaru. "Hmmmmmmmmmm… Alright. Naruto, Sakura, Sai, Yamato. Go with these two and catch up with Choji. I'm sure it's a trap. Leave immediately."

Soon, they were outside the gates, which had just closed for the night. "Well, I guess we should go." Said Shikamaru. Everyone nodded. Then, Naruto realized something. He ran to the gates and screamed, "HEY! LET ME IN!" "What's wrong?" Asked Sakura. "I NEVER WENT TO ICHIRAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUU'S!"

So, tell me what you think. Please, please, please, PLEASE review! It'll make my day! And maybe I won't make Naruto do the disclaimer- IF I get enough reviews. IF.

Naruto: REALLY? REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW !

Me: Hyper much?

Naruto: We characters hate it when you fan fiction authors make us do your disclaimers.

Me: Really?

Naruto: Yes. Now go be a dumb fan fiction writer.

Me: Shut up.