A Xenoblade Chronicles X fanfiction based off of "Halo: Halos in Space" and others by squirrelking
SPOILERS SORT OF
Cross was cool human guy that was not sholk from smash but not really human but like robot with human look and robot inside and could drive transformer with big guns and sword and otherr wepon liek syth and charge moov that wus good at charging into things like big things like big montsers and thing.
Cros had teem of womans and they where called emla and Lon. There was also Tastu and it was like potatato but not rly but linn made jokes about him being a food any way becasue he made people hungry when they saw him.
One, day; Lun was hungr and thought that Tats u was tasty looking and would taste nice in tasty stew or beef dish liek soup with beef. "Crose" said Lyn "What dinner you felling winky face" and that was grose because Lpn was 3 year old but anyway. crose had choice of many meals before like chiken but not any more becus crosss had complated most of story anyway. Ther was knew option though and basicklee it said 'Tatsu' so cros thout that there would be jokes like before accept thys time tatsu would actually be food and then story would go anyways.
Crass noded hed in exceptance off tatsu being food for dinner so Lim sayd "Thayt sounds like an gret idea" and screen went black like nighttime without moon. Screen came back like night time with moon and cross was there and lelma was there and lin was there and tatatsu was there and lin sayd "I am hungry" and so tatsu was fooled in to going into pot of boiling steaming hot sweaty cooking water and then burnded and dyed. Link served up the a tastu and cross eight it and noded with happy expressyon like happy man after having nice meal. Captain Vandamn was their two and he ated the tastu that was dead and say "that was DAMN good meel" and every one laft bee cause that was part of his name and the pun is funny.
The laugh ended though because ganglon atack like angry bare and wer mad for sum reason and so hurted people with bigger guns and bigger wepones and bigger skellatons than humuns has andso huemans were dieing and that was not good because human were good guys and ganglies were not. Cross cood not speek but nodded with head like baby with seizure and ran as fast as he could to the point he had to go because that was where hee had to Gooooo! So HE ran fast there because he had to when sudden lee bad guy shotted at cross so criss fast travlld instead because it was faster than run and also good for fast travelling to fast areas. Cross saw bad guy and thought them in Skel because it was stronger than humun body was and he was still con fused with combat sistem but in skel he could be like "CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE" because I chose Jokey voice before playing but also cross not care because he did not.
So bad guy dye and were not good guy so good and then they run away so good guys happy but then that was not good because not good thing happen and Marcus dies which is shame because he was cool and hip and smart and funny and strong and cool and dead because bad guy did bad thing and fire croquettes at him and then he die. Crash then spoke and spoke "GANGLONG, YU ARE BAD AND THAT IS NOT GOOD BUCUZ WE ARE GOOD AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO KILL BECAUSE KILLING BECAUSE BAD IS BAD AND NOT GOOD SINCE WE ARE GOOD AND YOU ARE NOT" and so pushed ganglonian into space and he explod and that wat bad guyus do when die. "ILL GET YOU NEXT TIME BAD GUY BECAUSE MARCUS IS DED AND IM NOT!?" Cross yelled at top of Mira.
…To be continued…!