Disclaimer: don't own anything HP related beyond the books and a pillow and throw set am not JKR never will be.

Summary: After Harry breaks up with Ginny because he's realized he's gay her and Luna scheme to get him and Draco together. The solution, shrink both boys and trap them in a dollhouse. The boys can only escape by figuring out how they got trapped in the first place and who put them there. Yaoi slash HP/DM + LL/NL+GW/BZ+HG/RW

"This is your fault Potter." Harry tried to ignore the acid tone of the blonde across the room. How the bloody hell was he to know the results of the spell? He sent up a silent plea to whatever deity cared to listen, asking why of all people did he have to be trapped in here with Draco Malfoy? No, scratch that, why hadn't he croaked along with Voldemort so he would never have had to return to Hogwarts for a remedial 7th year; which is the exact reason why Harry and Malfoy were tramped in God knows where in the bloody castle.

Finally having enough of the silent treatment Malfoy stalked over and began his tirade again in Harry's face. Groaning Harry fell back on the couch and shoved a pillow over his head to drown out the grating noise of Draco's nagging. Wait, since when had he thought of Malfoy as Draco? Probably since he realized he might be trapped with the prat for the rest of his life. Killing Voldemort didn't give you a peaceful life he guessed. Everything had started sliding down hill that morning.

Harry had woken up late and scrambled to get ready and meet his friends in the Great Hall for breakfast. He finally made it down stairs just after the post owls had left. As he settled in next to Neville he caught sight of Ginny leaving the table. He sighed, it would take time before she let her anger go.

"She'll be on to someone new in a week Harry. Ginny has a way of bouncing back that just can't be believed." Luna leaned around Neville to pat him on the shoulder. Ever since her kidnapping Luna had been more down to earth than Harry thought possible for the witch. Sure, she still had her dreamy moments and believed in everything she had before, but the innocence of it was lost. Harry loved the witty strong woman she was becoming, but part of him still mourned the small death she suffered, of the girl who told him 'I can see them too'.

"Thanks Luna." Harry grinned at Ron's choking noise from across the table. Hermione tried to calm him enough to breathe safely. Once Ron regained use of his lung he turned on Luna.

"What is that supposed to mean?"

"That she's resilient." Luna certainly looked startled at Ron's questioning.

"Are you sure?"

Rolling her eyes she responded snarkily, "No, I completely meant that she's only acting hurt so she can plot how to make Harry jealous to get him back. Meanwhile I'm only telling Harry that she'll get over it so her plot doesn't ruin my plot to get Harry and Draco to admit they're in love."

Ron completely missed Luna's tone and the two proceeded to bicker until Neville steered his girlfriend toward the marble staircase where Ginny was waiting for her to go to their charms class. Returning Seventh years and regular Seventh years were treated as separate classes. Harry walked down to the dungeon for Potions with Slughorn, Ron grumbling the entire way. They reached the Slytherin surrounded class to find stony silence; all the Slytherins that had survived that is. Now that the war was over they had reached a sort of truce, they admitted they were on the same side but that never meant they were friends. With Voldemort gone Harry had decided Malfoy wasn't an evil git, he was just a git.

Professor Slughorn chose that moment to throw the door wide open to let everyone in for class. Harry and Malfoy jostled each other in the doorway. Hermione muttered under her breath about boys. They took their seats as far from each other as possible. Harry received a glare from Hermione as he put a small round object in his ear. This was an adaptation of the Weasley's Extendable Ear that connected to a magically powered music player.

George had spent several weeks hiding out in the Muggle world after Fred's death. While in a pub one day he had seen several Muggle's crowded around a small black object. After inquiring he had discovered the item was a music player that had recently released. George returned to Diagon Alley two days later carrying a bag full of the players. The week before Hogwarts started Weasley's Wizard Wheezes had reopened with a bang. George had presented Harry with one, along with a hug and a joking 'happy late birthday'. Having George come out of the shell he had drifted into after losing his twin made Harry happier than anything since the end of the war.

With only one of the ear bits in Harry could still hear Slughorn lecturing about shrinking potions and the Weird Sisters perfectly well. He groaned when Slughorn announce inter-house partners. At the beginning of the year Slughorn had assigned year long partners for inter-house work. Harry had gotten the rotten luck to land with Malfoy. Hermione moved to sit with Terry Boot giving Harry a hopeful smile.

Malfoy joined him a few minutes later carrying all the needed ingredients. He pushed the items that needed weighing towards Harry and they began working silently. After they had spent a full month in detention for blowing up their cauldron by fighting and knocking ingredients in, they had come to the unspoken agreement to ignore each other as much as possible during these sessions. Harry glanced over at Malfoy noticing that the blonde was very attractive when he wasn't sneering. That thought had triggered the events landing them where they were.

Luna entered the classroom and approached the desk. This distracted Neville, who was walking back from the potion ingredient closet and was more interested watching his girlfriend than his feet and tripped tossing potion ingredients everywhere. Several cauldrons boiled over and two exploded sending their contents into other cauldrons. A screaming Padma Patil dodged her now exploding potion and bumped into Harry and Malfoy's table as she dodged; which caused their potion to splash onto the two of them. Unfortunately, they both failed to notice the small flash of light that hit them at that exact moment. Next thing they knew they were trapped in this odd house.

"Potter! Are you listening to me?" Malfoy hissed through clinched teeth.

"Not a bit." Harry replied.

Malfoy huffed and stormed from the room, leaving Harry able to explore the house. He tried to pull the books from the bookshelf only to find the entire thing was just one carved piece of wood. He wandered into the modern Muggle kitchen, everything there was normal. He continued into the living room to find a modern telly but the rest looked Victorian. Rather like the old dollhouse his Mother had had as a family heirloom in Godric's Hollow. Wait, not like, identical to the doll house. Running up stairs he passed Malfoy on his way into the attic.

"What the bloody hell is your problem? Rushing into me like Voldemort had come back. Potter. Potter? Has he come back?!" Malfoy had nearly thrown himself into a full blown panic attack when Harry turned around looking horrified.

"I have no idea, but I know where we are."

"Where?" Malfoy look around Harry to where on the floor large clumsy letters in green crayon stated Property of Lily Evans. He looked back at Harry now sharing the horrified look. "Please say this is a joke, and we're not in…"

"My mother's doll house? Yes we are."

Malfoy hit the floor with a thud in a dead faint.

Back at Hogwarts Ginny and Luna were sitting in Ginny's room studying. Both girls had done everything they could to calm everyone down and assure them that Harry and Draco were fine.

"So how long do you think it'll take for them to figure it out?" Ginny looked up at her best friend with an impish grin.

"Oh, just long enough to figure out they need to ease some of that sexual tension."

Luna flicked her wand over a mirror casually tossed between the two. The image of the dollhouse attic swam into view. "Looks like they found Lily's note." Ginny leaned over the mirror letting out a giggle at the sight of a panicky Harry attempting to revive an unconscious Draco.

"I still can't believe they think they would never work out." Ginny shook her head and turned back to her Transfiguration essay.

A few moments passed before Luna spoke again, "Ginny, I know he admitted he was gay and that's why he ended it, but how do you know he really fancies Malfoy?"

Ginny giggled again, "Because, Harry doesn't realize it but every time we tried to sleep together he said Draco at some point."

"Oh, Ginny I'm sorry." The red head shrugged off the comfort.

"It's alright. At least I can start seeing Blaise. He really helped me realize Harry and Draco were perfect for each other."

"How?"

"By spilling that Draco has wanked to thoughts about Harry since their fourth year." Both girls dissolved into fits of hysterical laughter.