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this fic was pretty much directed by my neighbor, Edward, because he's not an author. I improved it because it was just 5 sentences. Here's the original summary: Yamcha and Tien go to forest, find lion, get killed. if this fic sux, just blame him. Edward: don't put that! * smacks him in the eye* on with the fic!
The Day Yamcha and Tien were Killed
One beautiful day, Yamcha and Tien walked out of the Kame House. They were pretty much bored. They greeted and stood there… standing… and standing… "Hey…" Yamcha said unenthusiastically.
"So… Whaddya wanna do?" asked Tien.
"Hmmm… I feel like pissin' off some animal that's supposed to be a mighty type of thing."
"Cell?"
"NO WAY!!!"
"How 'bout Turtle?"
"Nah… too easy."
"A rabbit?"
"Doesn't seem right annoying an animal that's that small."
"COME ON,
better!?!?!?!?!?"
"Much!"
"How 'bout tomorrow? My throat's a little sore…"
"No! Don't be a poopy man person guy!"
"Fine."
They head off to a jungle where everything is tame and harmless. Let's say a zoo? Yamcha and Tien were a little too excited. In the process, they knocked over 15 fat, old grandmas, 2 stroller carts, and an apple. They asked the attendants where the preferably old lions were. After the slight time that was wasted, they found the cage of "the king of the jungle." "He looks pretty interesting," said the overly-excited Yamcha.
"Sorta."
As they poked about the old, sleepy lion, they began to realize that it was awake. The lion began to open its mouth to bite them, but they sent out fireballs and cried out their best attacks which are who-knows-what and grin in satisfaction. They stared at the black smoke that always seems to appear, but realize that the lion was still there. "Shoot more fireballs!" cried a very Nervous Tien.
"Sure thing!" said a whimpering Yamcha.
Again and again, they sent out their incredibly weak fireballs that nobody could die from even if they wanted to. As they began to lose their energy, they began to sweat. They finally lost their strength and collapsed. The kids outside watched as the lion began to claw and bite them, thinking it was some type of a show. A large gathered in wonder, thinking about how it looked so realistic. Some workers came and said, " Oh my gosh! Get those people out of there!"
They slowly pulled the unconscious men out of the cage and called an ambulance. Some witnesses told them the whole story. Yamcha and Tien woke up and realized that they were in an ambulance. "Where are we?" queried Tien.
"You men are to be punished for disturbing an animal that did nothing to you and trying to kill it!" shouted a nearby officer.
"Rats!" they shouted in unison.
The cops kicked them Yamcha in the middle of nowhere in a desert, and Tien in the middle of nowhere in the North Pole. Yamcha died of no water and dehydration, and Tien of frostbite.
Epilogue
Yamcha and Tien were never wished back because everybody hated them.
Bulma never came to visit Yamcha's grave. Instead, she went over to his grave and kicked it over.
Goku blew up their graves after Bulma was done.
Chi-Chi lived in peace and stole all of Yamcha and Tien's possessions. She gave all of the porn to Master Roshi.
Master Roshi just collected all the porn given and stared at them. He then stored with the rest of his porn.
A/N: hoped ya liked it! I just took my friend's half a page of crummy work and extended it 2 pages! if anyone wants to read his version, just e-mail me or say in your reviews. Thanx!