Hiiiiiiiii! mi frend Zehpy is doin a class wif me and da Inglish teecher! Its for our fanfictions together! So he mad us each du a Code Balk fick. He's nut verry good at writing lolz dont tell him but hes helping me.
One day, I got runover car! "Oh no I sed! "Halp!" A guy showed up! He wus in a big red bus. (Mr jonson says its called an Ambiglance but WHO DA FUK wants to spell dat?) "I'm a code black gay," sad da guy. "hi code balk guy please halp" I said.
"K" he said. Then he loaded me onto a big red bus & he was touching mi BOOBS rilly sexi. "haha" I say as he carried me. "ur going to die" he say.
THEN THERE IS THIS HOT GUY WITH A BRITISH ACCENT! (I LOVE YOU PLEASE MARRI MI UR SO SEXI OMG) "Hello" he britished britishly nd poshli. "Im Neel Husdon." he britished. "Hi I" said.
"Looks like your leg is only holding onto ur leg by a SINGEL VAIN," (Mr jhonson has a BIG medical book) he yelled britished. "if it brakes ull die BLEED OUT!"
"O no" I say rolled on bed to upstares. suddenly OPERATION! Nd gay lady cryin because her GF ded! ND two sexy people DOING IT in a locker room!
"Im going to put your leg under," britished Neel. "You wont feel anything."
Then he put mi leg under! I dont FEEL ANYTHING!
"Good," he britished.