AN~ Konnichi-wa! This is something I wrote a long time ago, but modified to fit CCS. Please don't be to hard on me in your reviews (hint hint)!
Disclaimer: I don't own CCS, CLAMP does, as well as anyone else connected to them.
~This is dedicated to Kristin and Rachel for being the crazy people they are and inspiring me to write this.
Syaoran sat in a chair in the apartment he shared with Eriol, while his psycho roommate paced back and forth.
"What?! We're out of coffee? Who... drank.. the... last... cup?" Eriol said, only partially suppressing his anger.
"Duh, Eriol, you did, as usual," answered Syaoran, "You always drink all the coffee. I'll bet my sword that's all you survive on, other than candy."
"Get... me...some... coffee!!!!" Eriol screamed. Syaoran, cowered in fear from Eriol's sudden burst of rage and backed away in fear.
"Um, Eriol, I think you've had enough. Downing three cups in less than five minutes _can't_ be good. What with all that crap you added to the coffee. For every half-cup of coffee, you put in, what was it? Oh, yeah, five cubes of sugar, raspberry cream and milk, and probably some drug because _you_ are_crazy!"
"I want my coffee!" Eriol thundered, "I haven't had any in the last half an hour!" Syaoran retreated to the kitchen to look for some coffee, leaving Eriol to mutter curses under his breath.
"I found some!" Syaoran called from the safe haven of the kitchen's pantry.
"Give," Eriol growled. He quickly took the coffee can from Syaoran's hands and gulped down the uncooked coffee grounds, all in one swift move.
"Ewwww. What are you trying to do; poison me?" Eriol said, spraying the half chewed coffee onto the floor.
"Eriol! I just mopped the floor! And just what do you think you're doing, eating uncooked coffee?"
"I thought it was cooked," Eriol whined.
"Yeah, I'm just going to find freshly made coffee on the shelf. You really expect that to happen?" Syaoran retorted. He sighed in exasperation and marched off.
"What? What'd I do?"
AN~ So.... how was it? Gomen for it being so incredibly short, but I just had to put something on here. Please R/R!