"Survivor" parody by Tamara Evans Disclaimer: Don't sue me. I make $5.25 an hour... my paycheck is in the eighties, and that's every other week. I don't own it, and if I were making $ off of it, I wouldn't still be working at McDonald's, would I?

Wow! It's been a LONG time! I'm finding new obsessions, learning new things, (a LOT of new things) and discovering hidden talents...for the beter, of course. Anyway, my latest obsession is Escaflowne, and if you haven't seen it, DO!! Well, here's my latest songfic...a parody (of course) of Destiny's Child's "Survivor," wich has become annoyingly popular where I live! Anyway, here it is! (Listening to the song would help, if ya never heard it. ^_^)

PYRO
(as sung by Dilandau Albatou from Tenkuu no Escaflowne ^_^)

Because you're still in my life, I'm goin' crazy,
Thought that I'd be weak because you cut me, baby,
Thought that I'd break down but no, uh-uh, I'm wit' you,
Thought that my rage would not be in the picture
Thought that I might shift my views to other people
But you are wrong, oh yea; my ego's still full
And I'm gonna kill you eventually
So just watch your back, Van, you just wait and see...

I'm still a pyro, I'm not gon' give up,
I'm gonna burn... everything you love.
I'm still a pyro, you're not gon' make it,
Van I do swear, and I'm not fakin'. (X2)

Thought that if I burned your city, you would just die
But apparently your ass was saved by some guy.
I knew that you had that thing Dornkirk wanted
I didn't really care, cause I just wanted you dead
So I went Asturia in search of you,
We fought and I had my chance to just kill you
But now I've got this scar -itches all the damn time
And it's cause I didn't run you through the first time..

I'm still a pyro, I'm not gon' give up,
I'm gonna burn... everything you love.
I'm still a pyro, you little bastard,
Van you will go to hell in a basket. (X2)

Wish that you soon die, pray that you are cursed,
You have no sense, listening to that foreign girl.
I'm gonna burn her!
You know the bed that you sleep in?
I'm gonna burn it!
You know the blonde hair that Allen has?
I'm gonna burn it!
You know that teddy bear that your brother loved?
(Wait a minute...)
You know that little cat-girl that stalks you?
I'm gonna burn her!
You know about my habits, so...
Watch out or I will burn everything!

I'm still a pyro, isn't it sad?
I'm gonna burn... everything you have.
I'm still a pyro, must I repeat it?
Van you will die, I guarantee it! (X2)

(Moero, moero, moero, moero,
Moero, moero, moero, moero-o-o!)

After all of my pain and suffering,
There will be happiness...
Then I can figure out why I
Have an urge to wear bras...(O.o)

I'm still a pyro, this song's annoying,
But I think it...delivers my point.
I'm still a pyro, better believe it,
As for your guymelef, I'm gonna keep it! (X4 )

How was it? A quick review couldn't hurt...*wink, wink*. (Feedback is appreciated)! Lol, I'm shameless, ne? Well, thanks for reading, ja!
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