DBZ bad humor

Hey!
I decided to do something that has probably been done before, but what they heck! I just thought I'd add a DBZ 12 Days of Christmas to the repertoire of 12 Days of Christmas parodies out there! What can I say ... my humour sucks! *ducks the flying tomatoes*
- Caitlin ;D
anime_chik_2000@yahoo.com


Twelve Days of Christmas ... DBZ Style!

On the FIRST day of Christmas, FUNimation gave to me:
a bad dub of Dragonball Z!

On the SECOND day of Christmas, FUNimation gave to me:
Two Trunks to love
and a bad dub of Dragonball Z!

On the THIRD day of Christmas, FUNimation gave to me:
Three wimpy Krillins
Two Trunks to love
and a bad dub of Dragonball Z!

On the FOURTH day of Christmas, FUNimation gave to me:
Four halfling Saiyans
Three wimpy Krillins
Two Trunks to love
and a bad dub of Dragonball Z!

On the FIFTH day of Christmas, FUNimation gave to me:
Five-- Gokuu figurines!
Four halfling Saiyans
Three wimpy Krillins
Two Trunks to love
and a crappy dub of Dragonball Z!

On the SIXTH day of Christmas, FUNimation gave to me:
Six slow years of dubbing
Five-- Gokuu figurines!
Four halfling Saiyans
Three wimpy Krillins
Two Trunks to love
and a crappy dub of Dragonball Z!

On the SEVENTH day of Christmas, FUNimation gave to me:
Seven Dragonballs-a-wishing
Six slow years of dubbing
Five-- Gokuu figurines!
Four halfling Saiyans
Three wimpy Krillins
Two Trunks to love
and a crappy dub of Dragonball Z!

On the EIGHTH day of Christmas, FUNimation gave to me:
Eight voice actors quitting
Seven Dragonballs-a-wishing
Six slow years of dubbing
Five-- Gokuu figurines!
Four halfling Saiyans
Three wimpy Krillins
Two Trunks to love
and a crappy dub of Dragonball Z!

On the NINTH day of Christmas, FUNimation gave to me:
Nine tantrums brewing
Eight voice actors quitting
Seven Dragonballs-a-wishing
Six slow years of dubbing
Five-- Gokuu figurines!
Four halfling Saiyans
Three wimpy Krillins
Two Trunks to love
and a crappy dub of Dragonball Z!

On the TENTH day of Christmas, FUNimation gave to me:
Ten HFIL visitings
Nine tantrums brewing
Eight voice actors quitting
Seven Dragonballs-a-wishing
Six slow years of dubbing
Five-- Gokuu figurines!
Four halfling Saiyans
Three wimpy Krillins
Two Trunks to love
and a crappy dub of Dragonball Z!

On the ELEVENTH day of Christmas, FUNimation gave to me:
Eleven characters complaining
Ten HFIL visitings
Nine tantrums brewing
Eight voice actors quitting
Seven Dragonballs-a-wishing
Six slow years of dubbing
Five-- Gokuu figurines!
Four halfling Saiyans
Three wimpy Krillins
Two Trunks to love
and a crappy dub of Dragonball Z!

On the TWELFTH day of Christmas, FUNimation gave to me:
Twelve Bulma hairstylings
Eleven characters complaining
Ten HFIL visitings
Nine tantrums brewing
Eight voice actors quitting
Seven Dragonballs-a-wishing
Six slow years of dubbing
Five-- Gokuu figurines!
Four halfling Saiyans
Three wimpy Krillins
Two Trunks to love ...

and - a - crap - peee - dub - of - Drag - uhn - ball - Z .... ... .. .!!!!!!!

:: sound of dogs howling in the background ::

*Merry Christmas!*

Okay, okay... I know it sucked, gimme some slack people!