1 DAE JOEL WUZ ON DA ROOF EETIN DA PUNXGOTH ESCARGOT!11111111111
DEN HE GOTS STRIKKED BY LIGHTENING AND LIEK, SPLODED!111111
DEN HE DYED LOLZ
BENJI SEED HIM XPLODIN ON DA ROOF ND DEN EETID HIS FASE AND DEN EETID AWL DA ESCARGOES!111
DEN SUM RANDOM VAMPIER HOBO EETED DA BLOOD AN DEN ALLSO XPLOTED!1111
MEAN WHILE PUAL WUZ ON A DAET WID DA BOX OF PUNXGOTH(TM) BRAND LONDREE DITURGENT AT A FANSEE RESTRONT
DEN PUAL PORPOISE 2 DA LONDREE DITURGENT LIEK, 'PLEEZ MARY ME LONDREE DITURGINT!11LOLZLOLZLOLZ!1111111
'OMG WOW SO AMAZE' SED DA LONDRY DETURGINT
AND DEN PUAL GAVED DA LONDREE DITURGENT DA RNIG (LIEK DA 1 RNIG LIEK IN LODR OF DA RNIGS) DEN DA LONDREE DITURGENT TRUNES INVIZIBUL!11111111
DEN ERRY1 ELLS TURN INVISIBL 2 ND ERRYTHINGS ALL DARK AN SHADOEY CUZ THER IN ANOTHR DIMENSHUN WIT DA RNG RATHES AN STUFF
'OMG DIS IS SOOO PUNGXOTH SED PUAL'11111111
DEN THEIR WUZ DA WEDDNG OF DA LONDREE DITURGENT AND PUAL AND DEY WER THROEIN BAGS OF PUNXGOTH(TM) BRAND RICE AT DEM (CUZ DA RIEC WAS BLAK AN COVRED IN FISHNETTS LOLZ)
AND JACK BLAK WUZ DA BESTEST MAN!111 LOLZLOLZLOLZ
AN DEN PUAL KISED DA LONDREE DITURGENT AND DEN DERE WUZ DA WEEDING RISEPSHUN WERE THEIR WUZ CAEK WID ESCARGOES IN IT!11111
MEAN WHILE SUM GIENT ESCARGOT EETED DA CAKKE
DEN DA WEEDING NIT. PUAL GOTS DA LONDREE DITURGENT PRENGANT111 LOLZ1111
THAN DA LONDRY DITURGINT GAVED BRITH 2 AN UTHER BOX OF LONDREE DETERGNT!11111
DEN SUDNLEE...
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JOEL COMS OTE OF DA BOXX!111111111111
'WTF SED PUAL"
'I GOTS REBORNED AS DA LONDREE DITURGENT' SED JOAL
DEN JOEL PULS OTE DA FLAEM THROER AND SET ERRYTING ON FIER!11111111
DEN BENJI WUZ DERE AND JOEL WUZ LIEK 'U EETED MI FASE!111111111111'
DEN HE STABBED BENJI AN EETED HIS FASE AND DA BLOODS AND AWL DA ESCARGOT!11111111111
DEN ERRY1 DYED LOLZ!1111111111