I was a problem child. I know, but, it wasn't completely my fault. I wanted them gone. The House of Mouse is finally mine at least. Cinderella wouldn't be my wife, neither would Belle, nor Ariel.

Those were the first three gone. I slit Cinderella's throat, hung Belle, and kept Ariel out of water.

The next victims were Minnie and Mickey, you know the phrase "kill two birds with one stone"? Well, change that to "two lovebirds with one bullet."

Next was Goofy and Clarabelle, Horus actually caught Clarabelle with Goofy so he shot Goofy first. Lets just say, I'm not cleaning the mess from the shotgun.

Then, Daisey and Donald. I let them fight out their differences, literally. Donald had a knife while Daisey had an axe. More blood I'm not cleaning up. I'd stain my gloves.

No one else would marry me after that- not going there. I'll just continue.

Aladdin and Jasmine, Genie, Abo, Carpet, Jafair, Snow White and her husband, the seven dorfs, and Eago all were in a "kitchen accident". It was a "small" kitchen fire set by me. They wanted more food so I told them to go see Gus, the cook.

Everyone else I killed by using the poison the queen used on Snow White. Ironic, I know, but everyone needed to go, except, a certain pretty princess who came up to me with a large devilish smile on her face with Elsa's head in her hand. Rapunzle, the long haired girl, took care of her and I was in shock to see that she was in love with me.

Next to die, was Kristof, Olaf, and Anna. I was escaped my jail cell and just after the last killing, my revenge was complete.

Rapunzle came to me and kissed me sweetly. I held her for a moment then wiped the blood off of her cheek that belonged to Elsa.

"Those princesses and that stupid Queen Elsa were stupid not to love you. You can have everything I own, along with my body, heart, and black soul."

"I love you Rapunzle, remember that forever as I take over the world with you at my side. We'll have everything we've ever wanted, including a family."

"Wonderful my only love."

I held her close and rubbed her waist as I hummed "Let it go" in her ear.

Take that my twelve older brothers. It is I, Hans of the Southern Isles.

Yes, I, am the one who killed them, and you're next. Love will conqure all and this love of mine for Rapunzle will kill you.

Hans

The King of all