Unnatural Ground to Walk Upon
Feel what you feel, as long as it's real. 'Cos if it's not, then, well, you're fucked!
Attempt One.
"I can't."
"Can't what?"
"Marry you."
Attempt Two.
"You don't own me!"
"I don't want to own you; I want us to own things together!"
"Then stop treating me like a child!"
Attempt Three.
"Well you'll just have to call me once you're sober, Xander!"
"What?! Why! I'm not even--..."
"Because...because you're a stupid drunk!"
Attempt Four.
"Finally, Ahn. We're finally here. After all this time..."
"Yeah...I love you, Xander. And I--..."
"I contest!"
"Noooooooooo! Goddammit, Spike, stop being mean."
"Jus' wanted to wish 'em happy marriage."
"Liar. You were going to make them wait another half-hour."
"Least we've got the space for another three, jus' in case."
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