Sasami Hakusho: Ahh…yes…umm…. this is a story originally told by my friend Ja: gets hit in the head with a frying pan: I mean Anastasia Beaverhousin… This is really how her life is at home…….
The Diary of Anastasia Beaverhousin:
Told by: Anastasia
Typed by: The Beautiful and Talented Sasami Hakusho
Chapter one: Grocery Store
Day 1:
Hi my name is Anastasia Beaverhousin and I am going to tell you about MY life as it really is, so that means none of this is made up, got it. Now let me begin…….
" Anastasia, do you want these?" my mom was holding up a box of Captain Crunch, ya know the ones with the little berries in em.
" Whatever mom!" I said in a insolent tone, which was not very smart because my mom loves her dog more than me and she wishes I had died instead of her stupid dog Yahtzee!
" Don't say 'whatever' to me young lady!" she had a calm look on her face at the moment but that was soon to change…….
" Whatever mom!" I was in deep shit now, my mom was going to go apeshit on me!
Her face turned from calm to madcow disease, " Anastasia, don't make me beat you……I wil beat right here in front od all these people! I'll beat you with my shoe!" then she reached down and started to pull off her shoe.
" God mom! People buy their groceries here!" I said then ran off to the produce section.
She didn't even try to look for me either!
End
Yes this is the kind of thing I go through everyday……..if nobody reviews though I will tell no more of my gruesome life……so plz review!
- Anastasia Beaverhousin Sasami Hakusho