Okay this is a great idea in my opinion! Full Metal Alchemist AND Danny Phantom? Can't go wrong there. Just can't.
Okay,
CHAPTER 1:
"Jeez Ed, are we there yet?" Alphonse Elric asked his big brother, Edward Elric.
"Not yet bro," Ed said, looking at the piece of paper he held in his hand, "This Vlad guy lives in Wisconsin. Big house. Really big house. Did we pass a 'welcome to Wisconsin' sign yet?"
"Yes, about an hour ago!"
"Well don't kill me over it, we'll be there soon!"
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Fifteen minutes later
Ed's POV
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I kicked the dirt on the ground. We have been walking for hours! Maybe I could use alchemy to make a glass of lemonade…
"LOOK ED!" Al said, making me jump. He was pointing to the top of a hill. There was a huge castle there. "I think that's it Ed! We are here!"
"Maybe… but be careful, we don't know what this guy wants with us!"
"Right! You know, I was going to tell you the same thing because usually I'M the one telling you to be careful because…"
"ALRIGHT! THEY GET IT!" I said, a little embarrassed. I'm not THAT stubborn right? RIGHT? Fine don't agree with me, but if you are dead tomorrow morning, don't be surprised!
We walked up to the house. Edit that. MANSION. It was huge. HUGE! BIGGER THAN AL!
Al: HEY!
Ed: it's true! You are big! Anyway, as I was saying…
"Wow Ed! Look at this! It's amazing!" Al said, looking up to the top of it.
"Really?" I asked, "Because I can't decide if he pissed off his interior designer or someone threw up all over his house slash mansion!"
Manik (from Trouble causes Problems): HEY THAT'S MY LINE!
Ed: EVERYONE STOP YELLING AT ME!
I said to Al, "You knock,"
He looked at me, "No, YOU knock!"
"No you."
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"Jesus Christ! FINE!" I said, giving up. Never fight with your little brother, god dammit! I knocked on the door.
No answer.
I knocked again.
STILL no answer.
"OPEN THE DOOR YOU FREAK!" I screamed, but Al already was holding me back from doing something I would regret later.
"Ed I think I'm the big brother here. Be patient!"
He knocked on the door.
No answer.
He knocked again.
Still nothing.
One more time.
Nope.
"GOD DAMMIT! OPEN THE DOOR!" he screamed.
"I told you!" I said with a sigh.
"Well, EXCUSE ME!"
"You're excused!" I said, shaking my fist at him. Just before we were about to kick the shit out of each other, A man in a green and gold bathrobe opened the door. He had a glare on his face, with a little aftershave. Snowy white hair.
Sound familiar at all to you?
"Whoa," I said, "Did someone throw up one your bathrobe too?"
Al nudged me with his elbow. Unfortunately, it hit my left arm, so it hurt. "OW!" I said, rubbing it, but my metal hand only made it worse.
The old dude put his hands behind his back and his face softened. "Ah," he said, "the Elric brothers. Come in, Come in."
He stepped aside, giving us the cue to come into his puked on house. As we walked in, he smirked at me.
There are two choices here. He's either gay or I just got myself into a deep doo doo situation.
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Me: so watcha thinks so far? Why don't you review and tell me?
Danny: Hey, am I in this story?
Me: Maybe later
Danny: aw poop. How come Vlad is in here before me?
Me: (aggravated) because I said so! GET OVER IT!
Ed: Whoa, don't get your panties up in a bunch!
Vlad: Digi, You wear PANTIES?
Me: HELL NO!
Danny: What's wrong with panties?
Me: I'mnot answering that. Especially not for a 14 year old dude. REVIEW!