Conversations from a Cell
What the hell?! Where did this come from?
"This is entirely your fault."
"Yeah, Slayer, do tell me how this is my fault."
"You're evil."
"You're short."
"Hey!"
"Shush."
"Did you just shush me?"
"Tryin' to suss out the situation, pet."
"What ever happened to 'See Slayer, Kill'?"
"Din't I tell you to shut up?"
"Nope."
"Cheeky chit."
"Yeah, well, comes with the territory, Chosen One, and all."
"Are we gettin' out of here or what?"
"...well, we kinda are boxed in on all sides, oh Evil Bleached One."
"And we kinda are a vamp and a slayer, oh Blessed Chosen One."
"Oh, right."
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