Yo, TT here. [I know I should be concentrating on updating my story 'Naruto Random Rants' but I uploaded a chapter yesterday without M so it seems unfair…]

I was bored when I wrote this, so excuse any crappy ideas or whatever else you can find that isn't up to par.

Also, it's my favourite crack couple, DeiIno so I guess that's another twisted excuse for any weirdness.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the characters. [Though hopefully I'm getting a Deidara plushie for Christmas!]

First Impressions

The first thing that people normally tend to think-and more often than not, voice- when they see me and my boyfriend Deidara together- I.e.: holding hands, making out, etc, etc-is that we (note the plural) are lesbians, which pisses me off. Just because he has long blond hair doesn't mean he's a girl, and it kind of shows how shallow minded people can be. I mean, Hinata had short hair for a while, but did anyone question her gender out-loud? I think not! (Okay…maybe that wasn't the greatest example because you could tell she had a figure even under her favourite baggy zip up top, but still.)

The second thing that they assume is that Deidara is gay and only using me to 'know what it feels like' until he can come out.

Well you know what? That's wrong too!

Again, their reasoning shows just how shallow minded people of our society are today. Just because the guy likes art, looks after his hair - see above - and has a habit of saying 'yeah' at the end of his sentences, doesn't mean he's gay. Guys, please. You should take a leaf out of his book and BE MORE CREATIVE!

…Okay, I'm a little bit calmer now. Though I'm not saying I wasn't serious before. I am 100% serious. Seriously.

This last reason makes me laugh. A lot.

Because some people think that, when they see us, the two blonds who look uncannily alike, that we are related. See, told ya it was funny.

Incest. That is what runs through people's minds-and runs right through their lips-when they see us kissing.

I remember one time, this kid asked his mom (loudly) why 'onee-chan and onii-san are kissing'.

The mother gave us this dirty glare when we broke apart after hearing the statement and we had to persuade her for ages before she believed we weren't brother-and-sister-up-to-no-good.

Despite all this, we remain-as clichéd as it sounds-strong. Quite simply, we are in love and nothing, and I mean nothing can change that.

This concludes why first impressions are mostly bull-crap, why you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, blah blah blah, etc etc etc.

(By the way sensei, sorry about the language used, it's just a personal topic to me.)

By Yamanaka Ino

-Wait…Deidara isn't gay?-

End

I imagine the sensei mentioned to be Kakashi or maybe Gai.

Please R&R but remember: this was a seed sown of boredom and it's a crack pairing.

I don't like flames either, so don't even bother.

Thanks.