One Week
Matt's Version





It's been one week since I was on the show
That's something even Davis should know.
Five days since you laughed at me saying
"Get chibified, then come back and see me"
Three days since the backstage room
I realized it's all your fault and decided to tell you
Yesterday you'd fired me
But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish,
although I like the Chalet Swiss
And I like the sushi
'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad its
You try to match wits, you try to hold me
but I bust through
Like Andrew Lloyd, I've got a big show
Mine's about a Back-Hoe
There'll be a big sound from the pavement
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
'Cause it's so dangerous,
you'll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think it's no fair that I don't get to be in the show?
I have a smaller part than Davis y'know!
Tryin' hard not to strangle that little Tai wannabe.
I'm the kind of guy who would laugh at Davis's funeral
Can't undersatand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to sing the same song at all of my concerts
I have a history of taking getting mad Tai.

It's been one weeks since I sang a song
I didn't even get to finish it because something went wrong
One day since Jun stalked me
I've still got her drool all over my sleeve
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault
not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait
till you say you're sorry

Chickity China the Chinese chicken
Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I nope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
Like Sting, I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy

Like Kurasawa, I make mad films
Okay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a Samurai
Like Skywalker, gotta big hunch
Hey, that's my lunch
Yoda's a really, really old guy
Gonna get a set a better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying
off the backswing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause the cartoon has the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing

How can I help it if I think it's no fair that I don't get to be in the show?
Davis should pay for getting paid more than me!
Tryin' hard not to strangle that little Tai wannabe
I'm the kind of guy who would laugh at Davis's funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to sing the same song at all of my concerts
I have a history of beating Tai up

It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides
and said "You're history."
Five days since I laughed at you and said
"You'll need me when Jun starts stalking you"
Three days since the backstage room
We realized we're both to blame,
but what could we do?
Yesterday you just glared at me
'Cause it'll still be two days
till we say we're sorry

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Matt: What the heck was that?!
Verie: That was what happens when I'm bored. Anyhow, that song was sung by Matt, and was sung to the director of Digimon, for not giving him a larger part in 02.
Matt: ~blinks~ I wouldn't sing that if my life depended on it!
Verie: ... Neither would I. I'M JUST BORED OK?!!! Now for the disclaimer...

Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon, or anything. In fact, I own nothing except this name. So don't steal my name, I'll get mad. So there. YOU CAN'T SUE ME! And uh... if you do you'll get... ~checks pockets~ uuuh... lint? Want pocket lint? Then sue me.