Liar Liar Don't Deny
Written to satisfy my craving for procrastination-inducing crackfics.
"Dear Spike AKA Evil Undead,
You are an evil, demony, mean, brute, evil, monstrously infernal son of a bitch.
--Hater-of-Evil-Undead
P.S. Buffy says we need some milk. Kthanx."
Spike smirked to himself.
That is definitely the last time he will ever accidentally--accidentally! Honest!--walk in on Dawn and her boyfriend making out.
"Might as well get the Bit a thesaurus as well..."
"P.P.S. Buffy says she loves you mucho.
---okay and now she's mad I wrote it..."
Well, that explains that strange feeling in his chest.
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