Liar Liar Don't Deny

Written to satisfy my craving for procrastination-inducing crackfics.


"Dear Spike AKA Evil Undead,

You are an evil, demony, mean, brute, evil, monstrously infernal son of a bitch.

--Hater-of-Evil-Undead

P.S. Buffy says we need some milk. Kthanx."

Spike smirked to himself.

That is definitely the last time he will ever accidentally--accidentally! Honest!--walk in on Dawn and her boyfriend making out.

"Might as well get the Bit a thesaurus as well..."

"P.P.S. Buffy says she loves you mucho.

---okay and now she's mad I wrote it..."

Well, that explains that strange feeling in his chest.


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