R u man, woman, or cowboy

Yeehaw looked down at his watch. 4:20.

"Ah," Yeehaw yeed "High noon ;)"

there's a yee in my haw! And that's aint rite!

What's his horse's name? Sheriff Jeoff Horse

How's crime

10% down but don't...hold ur horses

Oats?...up 100%

You can lead a horse to water AND CLUES but he CAN eat THEM

CowboyFictionxPercy Jackson

Percy Jackson and his wife Lolita Whatever go to the town "Yeehawgo"

"Smells like sin," Percy says.

"You would know, actual hell boy" Lolita winked.

Stepping out from the saloon is Sheriff Jeoff Horse, an actual horse, looking sick as hell with his new haircut from Great Clips.

"Good morning, Jeoff."

"Please, call me Sheriff, you ingrate. Clean up the town!" He actually kicked Percy as hard as he can with his actual horse hoofs. Percy died! But then Hades gave him back.

As Percy and sum girl picked up the town, they noticed a trail of oats leading to a tavern. Remember the Oat Crime? Percy nodded. Like the Denzel movie, he thought. Except with less racism. More racism?

He entered the tavern, spurs jangling, snakes up in his boots for real this time. His wife...has a name. At the counter is YeeHaw?

"The god of cowboys," Percy gasps.

Yeehaw flashed a cowboy grin, ripe with snuffs. Just one.

"I'm pretty sure I get a side quest from you," Percy asks.

Yeehaw nods and hands them a side quest, obviously. It was a wrinkled note that said "someone...someone killed- uhh all the yams? Yamtastrophy. The only clue! Is. he left his sheriff badge and he's a horse. Could be anyone. Good luck."

Percy decided not to tell his wife.

Percy ate the note for good luck. It tasted like yam! (?)

Wife comes up and says something, idk.

Percy nods, "Howdy." And just like that, the infection spreds.

*cowboy emoji*

Suddenly, he heard a gang of ne'erdowells enter the town on hoofback. One of them was wearing a blank bandana. Only a bandana. His whole situation was just, like, out. Riding hoofback must have been Hades! Percy threw him his own pants and the plot continues. Problem solved! Percy received the bandana gratefully and tucked it into his quest item pouch. Plus twenty hit points! He set the pouch on fire.

New Pants Boy says, "This is really comfortable. How did I not know this? I feel like a fool. Robin Hood knows nothing about clothing."

Then Percy said, Howdy or should I say Rowdy. *haha*

NPB, "Oats?"

Percy eyed wife and winked at NPB. With their pants-connection established, they could read each others' mind.

NPB says, "Eureka! Maybe the real oats are the pants we swapped along the way and when I say pants I mean friends."

Wife said something about oats.

Sheriff Horse galloped in BRANDISHING HIS G U N. HOW? "Any y'all know where to safely dispose of this gun? I'm afraid someone will try to do a crime!"