Alright, so as some of you may know, I am abandoning my FF account. To tell the truth, I started it on a whim, and I figure, though I may be interested in writing, I'm not really good at it and thus not many may be interested in my writings. So, here's my last work out to you guys. I gave it more than my all, 'cuz I wanted to go out with a big bang, not a pathetic fizzle. I want to announce it out to you guys, and make sure I make good work of my last piece here, instead of just sticking my epitaph on my profile and wait for poor souls to stumble across it.
Now...since it's my last ever fic, I shall take the time to pimp my goods. Please go to my profile and check out my other fics! (Reviews are also welcomed and appreciated, and are open to the public)
And, on another note, I have moved to DeviantArt; I'm "badlysquished" over there; please visit! I assure you, my art is waaaaay better than my writing,
DISCLAIMER: I don't and never will own the fandom and its characters for the rest of the story. I own only the retardity and the plot here
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Yachiru Strikes! (With Matsumoto)
Opening Theme: CARNIVAL NIGHT by Arashi
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The thirty-first of October was approaching, and Kusajishi Yachiru was out of ideas, as well as minions. When such a rarity occured, a trip to the Tenth Division's sofa was never out of the question. Or, to be more precise, a visit to the permanent occupant of the Tenth Division's sofa. Leaping out through one of the many broken windows, the pink-haired explosive squealed. She bounced over the separating fence and through the window of the neighbouring office, shattering the pane in the process. She ricocheted off a diminutive white...something and onto the sofa where there was a loud oof.
'Sake-woman! Up-up-up! IT's coming! Get up~~~'
'Kusajishi-fukutaichou, you would do well to leave my office. NOW.' Ah. So that's what she bounced off.
'Sake-woman! Get up before you die!'
'Kusajishi-fukutaichou, if you do not give me a valid explanation to your current presence here you will be the one dying.'
'Presents? I get presents?' the little girl of the approximate height of a table immediately perked up.
'No. LEAVE.'
'But you said~~' whining always worked with Ken-chan. Pachinko too.
'Take the darn woman and go. OR you file a report on this incident for me.'
Well, maybe it didn't work on some people. There was a short pause as she took the time to weigh her choices.
'Sake-woman! Wake up before I die! Hurry!'
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cont'd in part 2
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A/N:
right. so I decided to turn this into a bunch of short little chapters, kinda like how incandescens does it. they'll be short, but it's all for dramatic and theatric and retardity purposes, so that's fine, right? They kinda work like scene cuts. Now, some of you (I hope all?) realise that this is just one chapter. Where's the rest? Isn't Halloween like, tomorrow? So, firstly, don't panic. Take a deep breath, take your socks back, and recite some Vogon Poetry with some "42"s mixed in. This chapter is a teaser or prologue or whatever you want to call it. The rest is all written up and edited and looked through, and it's all gonna turn up tomorrow, 'kay?
aaaaaand, for those of you who know what Phoenix Wright and Apollo Justice are, I suggest you go read Order in the Court by incandescens.
erm, and also, here's a list of terms some of you may or may not be familiar with:
taichou - captain
fukutaichou - vice-captain/lieutenent
sake - japanese, highly alcoholic, alcohol drink.
later on I will be using more terms too, so here goes:
hakama - the pants half of the shihakushou
senkaimon - the dimension gate
jigokuchou - hell butterfly/moth
shunpo - flash step
shihakushou - shinigami/death god/soul reaper uniform
taiin - division member, random unseated shinigami