disclaimer:I do not own FMA. Seeing as how I can not do alchemy, I shall take my anger out on the box ghost. BEWARE!
chapter 1:Ed with some twists.
Ed:ugh, Al did you only pack the important things?
Al:Yeah things like muffins, muffins, muffins, and...Well-
Ed:WHAT ELSE YOU BIG PILE OF SCRAP METAL?
Al:Uh...mruffins?
Ed:Yes please, I'm famished.
Al:To bad, gluttony ate them .
Ed:When? We stayed up all night.
Al:Lust!
Ed:Mruffin?
Al:Moomoomoomoomoo:
Roy:WHEEEEE, TINY MINISKIRTS!
Ed:Roy were you dreaming again?
Armstong:Dreaming about miniskirts has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!
Ed:Al, I shall now show you how to hammerfist someone in the kidney now.
Al:Yayness.
Ed:Now die armstrong!
Armstrong:Owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow!
Glutony:Blood lust blood!
Lust:Eat it then you idiot.
Greed:Well acording to da manual hic-up, you can only drink blood hic-up. Man I'm drunk.
Armstrong:Being punched in the kidney has been passed down the Armstrong line for-
Ed:OH SHUT UP!
Al:Ooh! Let's go to uncle winrys house!
Ed:What the heck, I thought Winry was a girl.
Al:She is until glutony is a vegitarian.
Lust:DIE GLUTONY!
Al:Wha?
Ed:Moo?
Armstrong:Pink?
Roy:Hentai?
Author:HENTAI! HENTAI!
Ed:GASP! ROY ISN'T A PERVERT!
Al:Yes, but the eyes can not see.
Ed:Wha?
Roy:Cheese automail.
Al:End the fic already!
Author:Ok.