AN: First (and only) Zelda fanfiction, little oneshot involving the king and his genie friend from the CDI games. it would be best if you also imagine them speaking with that kind of weird, robot-like voice that comes about with sentence mixing. If you imagine it as being like a YTP it increases the experiencce
It was a nice sunny day in the history of hyrule, thought Gwonam, the genie of koridi.
Time to Go and speak to King Harkinian, his long time friend and ally. and more recently also a bit of a student as gwonam was teaching him about the history of the koridians and their ancient power.
The genies magic carpet swooped in onto Hyrule Castle's balcony. but before he could go inside he looked up, to see an enormous replica of the earth twice the size of the castle floating above it.
"What the FUCK!?" he cursed
Gwonam opened the door and called to the king
"Hark! what have you done!?"
"Nothing yet." The king in yellow replied, before grinning a ghastly grin.
Suddenly, the Giant earth fell down onto the castle, crushing the entire east wing and most of the centre, leaving only the balcony and the room that adjoined it while King Harkinian laughed Maniacally
"Now I have." He grinned.
Gwonam felt his rage boiling inside his turban
"Oh that's it! For too long have I taught you the way of my people!" Gwonam declared.
The earth shook with rage, and the sky filled with thunderclouds! The King stumbled and took a step back at the display of power
"and I have seen you commit stupidity, after stupidity!" Gwonam raged.
He spread his arms wide, and the Gigantic earth Harkinian had summoned was instantly flung into the sky and off into space.
"Enough is enough! There is one thing I never taught you." he placed his hands on his lengthy beard. "I'm a super being!"
And with a bellow of might, The genies skin and clothes glowed a brilliant gold. The king, for all his stupidness was completely out of words as his world collapsed around him.
"I will rid the earth of this abomination!" Super-Gwonam announced in a deeper than usual voice. and the jewel in his turban glowed with the might of a furious storm.
SQUAD OH, LAAAAHHHHHHH!
"I did it..." panted the back to normal gwonam. "I did it!"
All of a sudden, the earth shook, sinkholes opened up all around and The genie finally realised that his attack had began to Disintegrate the earth
"What have I DONE?!"