READ! A/N: The list is not listed...yet. This chapter is sort of an intro so you won't be totally lost when the story actually starts. Not really all that funny...yet. Next chapter should be funnier.

List by: MyObsessionIsGaara

Story by: CrazyFrog07 and MyObsessionIsGaara (My God! We come up with the most random shit.)

Scruffy white hair poked out from underneath the mountain of quilts that lay upon the body of Kakashi Hatake.

He shifted slightly making the quilts slide around giving off a faint fabric against fabric scraping sound. Early morning birds called in the distance. The soft chirping soon gave way to a blaring beeping sound.

Kakashi groaned, flinging his arm that smacked into the beeping alarm clock, knocking it to the floor. All in under .0003 seconds. Amazing…

It crashed to the floor with a clatter making Kakashi groan again because he knew that he would need to buy another alarm clock.

"Dammit." He muttered into his pillow. He sat up scratching his white hair and leaned over the side of the bed to inspect the damage he had inflected on the small machine.

Yep, just as he thought. He would be buying a new alarm clock soon.

"Perfect…" He mumbled sarcastically.

After quickly sweeping the fragments of the poor clock, he took a quick shower, then headed downstairs for breakfast.

He was in the middle of sluggishly chewing his toast when a knock sounded at his door. His gaze quickly left the Icha Icha Paradise book that he had propped open on the table to his front door.

Another knock sounded before Kakashi decided to push himself away from the table's edge. He looked around for something to cover his face with. He quickly spotted a pillow case lying in the laundry hamper. Hey it would work.

Kakashi opened the door just as the messenger-nin was about to knock again. The man's fist was a couple inches away from Kakashi's pillow case covered nose.

The messenger-nin blinked in surprise when he saw Kakashi's choice of clothing. A grin spread across his face before he composed himself and cleared his throat.

"Mission from the Hokage." The messenger-nin said.

Kakashi nodded to show he was listening

"You are to meet at the Hokage's office at 11:45 a.m. later today." The messenger-nin went on. "Kurenai Yuhi, Ibiki Morino, Gai Maito, and Yamato…" The messenger held a confused expression when got to Yamato's name.

"It's okay, I don't know his last name ether, and I'm on the same team as him." Kakashi said nonchalantly.

Relief washed over the man's face as he bowed and said goodbye.

Kakashi bowed back and went back inside closing the door behind him. He stood at his closed door taking a moment to think.

"This must be an important mission if it involves the other sensei and Ibiki." Kakashi thought out loud.

-0-

It was around 12:22 before Kakashi's masked face popped through the door.

"LATE AGAIN MY RIVAL!" Gai bellowed pointing an accusing finger in Kakashi's direction.

The other sensei just sighed and turned to Tsunade who was rustling through the pile of papers that littered her desk.

Tsunade stopped looking through the papers and turned her attention to the newcomer. She closed her eyes and sighed.

"Now that you all are here, I can get on with I need to discuss with you all." Tsunade said re-opening her eyes.

Yamato coughed and Tsunade went on.

"As you know the Jonin exams are coming up and I need something new to do. The exams that we give are to easy and not to mention old, so I need new idea's for exams." Tsunade stopped and lifted a sake bottled to her lips.

"…You want us to come up with ideas for exams…?" Kurenai questioned.

"Exactly. So break for an hour and come back to me with ideas." Tsunade took another swig of sake.

The sensei started to file out of the room when she stopped them.

"Oh, I forgot to mention that you will also be proctors for the exam. Have fun." Tsunade waved her hand in dismissal.

The sensei gave each other quick glances before heading out.

"Okay, what the hell?" Asked Kakashi.

Yamato merely shrugged and looked to Ibiki. The ninjas' gaze fallowed his. Ibiki stared back at them.

"What?" He asked.

"You're the one who is the Chunin exam Proctor, give us ideas." Kurenai said.

"Yes! For we are at a total loss…wait no, I think I have an idea," Gai said.

"No." Everyone chorused together.

"But you didn't even hear my idea…" Gai said his shoulders slumping forward.

"We all know that you would come up with something completely outrageous that would kill every single one of them. No matter how skilled they are." Kakashi deadpanned.

"Ah! But you are wrong my eternal rival!" Gai shouted.

"Then just tell us the plan so we can shot it down and move on to someone else." Kakashi continued.

Gai glared at Kakashi before relaying them with his great scheme.

"It's quit simple actually. All they have to do is get out of a haunted castle alive." Gai said.

"What?" They all asked simultaneously.

"Okay, in this haunted castle we set traps that a regular Jonin would have a hard time getting out of. We could also pick off some of them ourselves." Gai grinned. "Besides it would be fun."

The sensei all looked at each other again.

"I've got nothing better." Kakashi said, brining out his Icha Icha Paradise.

"Me neither." Yamato said.

"I've got nothing." Kurenai sighed.

"Sure, why not. At lest It's original." Ibiki shrugged.

"Great! We'll present this to Tsunade-sama and then we can all go out for lunch." Gai said, turning back to Tsuande's office door.

Gai flung the door open startling Tsunade from her nap.

"I'm awake! I'm working!" Tsunade said scrambling to pick up the papers that had fell to the floor.

"We've got the perfect plan!" Gai yelled.

Tsunade sat back up and put her papers down.

"Shoot." Tsunade yawned.

Gai told her about the grand plan, going into more detail about the traps with a few suggestions from the other sensei for good measure.

At the end of the speech Tsunade leaned back in her seat and smirked.

"Hm. Well, it's original. We'll give it a try."

"YES!" Gai shouted pumping a fist into the air.

"But…how are we going to set this up?" Kakashi questioned.

Gai stopped cheering when realization hit him.

"Oh." He muttered.

"How about the old abandoned castle on the outskirts of the village?" Ibiki asked.

"Perfect…" Everyone grinned evilly.

The old castle was supposed to be haunted anyway, so they wouldn't need to do much to 'fix it up'.

"Right." Tsunade interrupted. "You will have a week to get this up. Get started."

Everyone left the room with smiles on there faces from thinking of many different ways to make this exam as much of a hellish experience as possible.

I almost feel sorry for the unsuspecting Konoha 11…almost.