That stupid Ichigo! Right when I was about to confess to the captain he just had to burst in…through the bloody window! God! He gets me angry sometimes.

To be honest, I didn't know how I was going to word the confession, so I guess Ichigo did do me some kind of twisted favour. At least I have more time to think about what I can say.

I finished whatever Ichigo wanted me for and now I'm on my way back to where the Captain is kept.

I walked in through the entrance and managed to get into the elevator before it closed. I pressed the button of the floor that the Captain was on and waited impatiently for the bell to go off.

Finally! I walked out of the lift and headed slowly to the Captain's room still thinking about how I'm going to say this to him. He won't hit me, will he? I mean, I've felt this way for a long time too, so he should at least listen. Gosh, Renji. You are a nervous wreck! Just tell him and be done with it! What's the worst that could happen? …Uh? He'll fly kick me out of the window that Ichigo burst through. Yeah…I don't usually talk to myself, but what else can one do in a situation like this? I hate Matsumoto for pressuring me to do this!

I finally came face to face with the Captains room and knocked before being told to enter. I shut the door behind me and made my way over to the chair that was seated next to the bed.

He didn't say anything. He was just looking out of the window.

I gulped and began with a simple 'Hello'. It didn't get much acknowledgement. I'm starting to think he already knows what I want to tell him. My palms became sweaty. Never before have I been this afraid to tell him something…ever!

"Captain…I…"

"What is it, Renji?" He replied still looking out the window. He's listening…he's actually listening. I have to get this out fast…

I clenched every part of my body before finally saying what I had to say…

"Basically!It's Not Just Me But A lot Of The Vice Captains Have Felt That Your Hair Accessories Make You Look Like A Girl And You Cant Be Taken That Seriously!"

That took the breath right out of me! I kept my eyes closed for a while and relaxed when I heard no 'Sebonzakura' or 'Bankai' being said. I looked up and smiled when he was still looking out the window. I guess this wasn't as bad as I thought.

"Well, thanks for understanding Captain. I thought you'd beat me to a pulp or something," I scratched the back of my head with a huge grin on my face. That was easy! "I'll check up on you tomorrow, Captain." I got up and walked out of the door. This was good! I thought Captain would hate me. I'll have to tell Matsumoto that my Captain is ok with it. She doesn't have to hide for her life any more! Great! I pressed for the elevator and was shocked when I saw a bunch of nurses and doctors running to the same direction I came from. Someone's probably gone into shock.

…I wonder what Rukia is up to.

A/N: A love confession can wait. :D My brother sort of inspired this while he was watching Bleach. I don't think Byukuya looks like a girl...but he is cute y kekeke

Byakuya: *Eyebrow twitches* Ban-kai...SEBONZAKURA KAGEYOSHI! DESTROY THIS CRACK AUTHOR!

Me: CIASSU~! *runs for life* comments for cookies? idk. :D