PYRO'S REIGN/FF7 FINALLY TAKES OVER
Pyro: *steps onto the stage* Welcome to ***Pyro's Reign*** I guess the first thing I'll require is the FF7 cast. *snaps fingers*
*The FF7 charactors drop in from the sky as well as the bodies of some as the dead ones*
Pyro: Ooo, dead corspes. That's not going to look good on my Fanfiction record. *snaps fingers and the dead charactors come to life*
Sephiroth: I'M ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! *kills Cloud*
Pyro: Excuse me but I'm trying to write a fanfiction here! You can kill Cloud in the end. *ressurects Cloud again*
Aeris: Yay! I'm finally ressurected! *glares at Cloud*
Pyro: Well now I'll need some more allies, *K-os, The PRO & A-Brat appear* and less enemies. *snaps fingers and a cage falls on Casey, Kari & Lila, who just happened to be sneaking up behind him with a net*
Pyro: And now I need a plot.....
Rufus: Wait a minute....*snaps fingers and a cage falls on Pyro, K-os & The PRO* We're taking over.
Pyro: You can't do that! *snaps fingers and the cage disolves*
Rufus: I'm in charge! *snaps fingers and cage returns* You're in the FF7 world, and as Presient I'm in charge. *snaps fingers, and Pyro loses his command*
Pyro: *sulks* Now that's just cheating!
K-os: *hits Pyro in the back of the head* I can't believe you involved me in this just to get locked up*
The PRO: And you didn't involve my Zapdos!
Rufus: Now, welcome to FF7 FINALLY TAKES OVER!
*the theme-song music starts to play*
Kari: That sounds a little similar to "Care Bears."
Rufus: Of course! *starts singing* "It's the carebear countdown..."
Sephiroth: "5...4...3...2...1" *blows up Rufus*
*all is silent and everyone turns to Casey*
Casey: What? *shrugs* Who wants Rufus when you could have Reno! *reaches thorugh the bars and tries to pull Reno back though them*
Cid: It's Pyro's fic, so I guess Rufus holds no importance here.
Pyro: If it's still my fic, then why am I locked up?
Lila: Not my Reno! *whacks Casey* He's MINE!
Reno: *escapes Casey's claws* I claim command!
Pyro: *bangs his head on the bars* This is getting way out of control*
Reno: We need a new theme song!
*Barney music starts to play*
Sephiroth: THAT'S IT!
Casey, Kari, Lila: Don't hurt him!
Sephiroth: *uses hamster materia and traps Reno in a giant hamster ball*
Reno: Oh no! The floor's not level! *rolls off slowly*
Cloud: I claim command!
Kari: I can see a pattern forming here.
Scarlet: You can't claim command!
Lila: Notice how they're ignoring us?
Cloud: Why not? I'm the main charactor!
Elana: You have an identity crisis!
Cloud: Do not.
Hojo: Do so.
Casey: Yeah. Anyone got a lock pick?
Cloud: It's all Sephiroth's fault!
Sephiroth: It's not my fault!
Zack: It's Tifa's fault!
Tifa: Wha?
Cloud: How did you get in here?
Zack: Down the chimney.
Barret: That would explain the red suit.
Kari: *holds up a lock pick* I've got this!
RedXIII: *looks around the room* But there's no chimney.
Zack: Good point. *snaps fingers and dissapears*
Pyro: This is getting a little past the point of unfair.
Cloud: I think that my theme song ought to be...
A-Brat: DON'T GO THERE!
The PRO: Hey why isn't she in a cage?
K-os: *shrugs* I guess Rufus forgot about her.
A-Brat: You'll NEVER catch me! *laughs insanely and jumps into the blender*
Pyro: *how'd she do that?*
Aeris: I don't know...but *turns the blender on* Anyone want an A-Brat shake?
Yuffie: I do! *drinks the shake straight from the blender*
Cloud: I'm still in charge here!
Sephiroth: *turns around* Shut up! *kills Cloud*
Pyro: Hey! I said no killing in my fic!
Vincent: You didn't have a problem with Rufus blowing up.
Pyro: *shrugs* But that's because Casey loves him.
Tifa: And A-Brat?
Yuffie: Tasty! I want more! *shoves Rude into the blender and turns it on*
Tseng: Why are you guys slowly killing off my Turks?
Pyro: Now you see I WOULD be stopping the killing, only that I'm locked up and I lost my power.
Casey: I claim command!
Barret: Hey she ain't allowed to claim command. We got her all locked up, and-
RedXIII: Ahem. *nods to the empty cage*
*Casey, Lila, and Kari's evil laughs echo around the room*
Pyro: *shudders* This is supposed to be MY fic, and THEY took over!
Cid: And worse yet, Casey's got them FRICKIN' powers to control us all!
*we hear a zap*
Cid: *with a dazed smile* Wait, Casey deserves to be in charged.
K-os: She's taking over!
Casey: *from somewhere* and next I'll ressurect my darling Rufus!
*Rufus appears out of nowhere*
Sephiroth: Oh no you don't! *stabs Rufus and kills him*
Tifa: Hey! Us FF7 charactors are supposed to stick together!
The PRO: *summons Zapdos* Get them!
Zapdos: *makes whatever suonds Zapdos' makes and flies out the window to freedom*
K-os: Stupid bird.
Sephiroth: No, I'd say that he was the smart one.
Yuffie: *finishing off her Rude shake* He's right! Let's make a run for it!
*the door dissapears*
Pyro: That's not a good thing, is it?
The PRO: *shakes his head*
Cid: Quickly! Jump out the window!
Sephiroth: *attempts to jump out the window but it dissapears and he hits the wall*
Zack: *starts laughing*
Tseng: *rubs his eyes* This is getting freaky*
Aeris: Zack!
Zack: Aeris! *hugs Aeris*
Sephiroth: Sephiroth!
Tifa: *looking at the couple* Aww how sweet....
K-os:...I think I'm going to puke.
Aeris: How did you get in here?
The PRO: *whispers* I don't think she was paying attention last time*
Zack: *points to the computer* By the internet. I emailed myself here. *dissapears*
Tifa: WOULD YOU QUIT THAT!
Jenova: Come, my son. Join me.
Yuffie: I'm not going to ask where she came from.
Cloud: Mommy!
Jenova: Not you! I meant Sephiroth!
Cloud: Awww *goes back to being dead*
Sephiroth: Okay Mom. What do you want me to do?
Barret and K-os: *start chanting quietly* Burn the place down, burn the place down, burn the place down, burn-
Pyro: This is my evil lair thank you very much!
Barret and K-os: You're welcome.
Jenova: I know, burn the place down, my son! *turns into a chair*
Yuffie: I was wondering why that chair was gone while she was here! *stuffs Reeve into the blender*
Pyro: It's okay. The only fire thing is my materia.
Sephiroth: Anything for you, Mommy! *takes out Pyro's fire materia*
Pyro: *checks his weapon for his materia and dicovers it's gone* Uh oh.
K-os: *glares at Pyro* So what's this I hear about you being evil???
Pyro: Do you really think that's the biggest issue right now? I have an old man abou to burn my home!!
Sephiroth: *cackles as the wall lights up* ABANDON HOUSE!
Pyro: (slowly) There's.......no........door.
Sephiroth: Now what kind of idiot would take away the door?
Yuffie: *a little too eagerly* Ooh! Ooh! Me! *raises hand in the air while drinking her shake*
Pyro: Oh goody, we won't burn, she'll just DRINK us first!
Vincent: That's my job! I vant your blood! *grabs Tifa and bites her neck*
Tifa: Quit flirting with me! *slaps Vincent away*
Reno: Help me! The heat is melting the ball! The plastic is burning my skin! It's really hot!
Cid: *unlocks the cage* Now git yer butts out here and save us all!
Casey, Lila, Kari: *fall through the burning ceiling and into the Jenova-chair*
Jenova: SNACK TIME!
Pyro: Sorry, but I quit! *dissapears into thin air as Jenova eats Casey, Lila and Kari*
Barret: Hey, if there's no author left to write this, then the story's ov-
THE END
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by Pyro
Author's Note: Stupid, yes, but I wrote this in a few hours (two to be precise) So I didn't put much effort into it. But since I haven't done anything in a while.......*dramatic pause* Ta da! Apologies to K-os and The PRO. I'll write a better story later where we can truely be our evil selves! Thank you for reading, and please review!
Pyro: *steps onto the stage* Welcome to ***Pyro's Reign*** I guess the first thing I'll require is the FF7 cast. *snaps fingers*
*The FF7 charactors drop in from the sky as well as the bodies of some as the dead ones*
Pyro: Ooo, dead corspes. That's not going to look good on my Fanfiction record. *snaps fingers and the dead charactors come to life*
Sephiroth: I'M ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! *kills Cloud*
Pyro: Excuse me but I'm trying to write a fanfiction here! You can kill Cloud in the end. *ressurects Cloud again*
Aeris: Yay! I'm finally ressurected! *glares at Cloud*
Pyro: Well now I'll need some more allies, *K-os, The PRO & A-Brat appear* and less enemies. *snaps fingers and a cage falls on Casey, Kari & Lila, who just happened to be sneaking up behind him with a net*
Pyro: And now I need a plot.....
Rufus: Wait a minute....*snaps fingers and a cage falls on Pyro, K-os & The PRO* We're taking over.
Pyro: You can't do that! *snaps fingers and the cage disolves*
Rufus: I'm in charge! *snaps fingers and cage returns* You're in the FF7 world, and as Presient I'm in charge. *snaps fingers, and Pyro loses his command*
Pyro: *sulks* Now that's just cheating!
K-os: *hits Pyro in the back of the head* I can't believe you involved me in this just to get locked up*
The PRO: And you didn't involve my Zapdos!
Rufus: Now, welcome to FF7 FINALLY TAKES OVER!
*the theme-song music starts to play*
Kari: That sounds a little similar to "Care Bears."
Rufus: Of course! *starts singing* "It's the carebear countdown..."
Sephiroth: "5...4...3...2...1" *blows up Rufus*
*all is silent and everyone turns to Casey*
Casey: What? *shrugs* Who wants Rufus when you could have Reno! *reaches thorugh the bars and tries to pull Reno back though them*
Cid: It's Pyro's fic, so I guess Rufus holds no importance here.
Pyro: If it's still my fic, then why am I locked up?
Lila: Not my Reno! *whacks Casey* He's MINE!
Reno: *escapes Casey's claws* I claim command!
Pyro: *bangs his head on the bars* This is getting way out of control*
Reno: We need a new theme song!
*Barney music starts to play*
Sephiroth: THAT'S IT!
Casey, Kari, Lila: Don't hurt him!
Sephiroth: *uses hamster materia and traps Reno in a giant hamster ball*
Reno: Oh no! The floor's not level! *rolls off slowly*
Cloud: I claim command!
Kari: I can see a pattern forming here.
Scarlet: You can't claim command!
Lila: Notice how they're ignoring us?
Cloud: Why not? I'm the main charactor!
Elana: You have an identity crisis!
Cloud: Do not.
Hojo: Do so.
Casey: Yeah. Anyone got a lock pick?
Cloud: It's all Sephiroth's fault!
Sephiroth: It's not my fault!
Zack: It's Tifa's fault!
Tifa: Wha?
Cloud: How did you get in here?
Zack: Down the chimney.
Barret: That would explain the red suit.
Kari: *holds up a lock pick* I've got this!
RedXIII: *looks around the room* But there's no chimney.
Zack: Good point. *snaps fingers and dissapears*
Pyro: This is getting a little past the point of unfair.
Cloud: I think that my theme song ought to be...
A-Brat: DON'T GO THERE!
The PRO: Hey why isn't she in a cage?
K-os: *shrugs* I guess Rufus forgot about her.
A-Brat: You'll NEVER catch me! *laughs insanely and jumps into the blender*
Pyro: *how'd she do that?*
Aeris: I don't know...but *turns the blender on* Anyone want an A-Brat shake?
Yuffie: I do! *drinks the shake straight from the blender*
Cloud: I'm still in charge here!
Sephiroth: *turns around* Shut up! *kills Cloud*
Pyro: Hey! I said no killing in my fic!
Vincent: You didn't have a problem with Rufus blowing up.
Pyro: *shrugs* But that's because Casey loves him.
Tifa: And A-Brat?
Yuffie: Tasty! I want more! *shoves Rude into the blender and turns it on*
Tseng: Why are you guys slowly killing off my Turks?
Pyro: Now you see I WOULD be stopping the killing, only that I'm locked up and I lost my power.
Casey: I claim command!
Barret: Hey she ain't allowed to claim command. We got her all locked up, and-
RedXIII: Ahem. *nods to the empty cage*
*Casey, Lila, and Kari's evil laughs echo around the room*
Pyro: *shudders* This is supposed to be MY fic, and THEY took over!
Cid: And worse yet, Casey's got them FRICKIN' powers to control us all!
*we hear a zap*
Cid: *with a dazed smile* Wait, Casey deserves to be in charged.
K-os: She's taking over!
Casey: *from somewhere* and next I'll ressurect my darling Rufus!
*Rufus appears out of nowhere*
Sephiroth: Oh no you don't! *stabs Rufus and kills him*
Tifa: Hey! Us FF7 charactors are supposed to stick together!
The PRO: *summons Zapdos* Get them!
Zapdos: *makes whatever suonds Zapdos' makes and flies out the window to freedom*
K-os: Stupid bird.
Sephiroth: No, I'd say that he was the smart one.
Yuffie: *finishing off her Rude shake* He's right! Let's make a run for it!
*the door dissapears*
Pyro: That's not a good thing, is it?
The PRO: *shakes his head*
Cid: Quickly! Jump out the window!
Sephiroth: *attempts to jump out the window but it dissapears and he hits the wall*
Zack: *starts laughing*
Tseng: *rubs his eyes* This is getting freaky*
Aeris: Zack!
Zack: Aeris! *hugs Aeris*
Sephiroth: Sephiroth!
Tifa: *looking at the couple* Aww how sweet....
K-os:...I think I'm going to puke.
Aeris: How did you get in here?
The PRO: *whispers* I don't think she was paying attention last time*
Zack: *points to the computer* By the internet. I emailed myself here. *dissapears*
Tifa: WOULD YOU QUIT THAT!
Jenova: Come, my son. Join me.
Yuffie: I'm not going to ask where she came from.
Cloud: Mommy!
Jenova: Not you! I meant Sephiroth!
Cloud: Awww *goes back to being dead*
Sephiroth: Okay Mom. What do you want me to do?
Barret and K-os: *start chanting quietly* Burn the place down, burn the place down, burn the place down, burn-
Pyro: This is my evil lair thank you very much!
Barret and K-os: You're welcome.
Jenova: I know, burn the place down, my son! *turns into a chair*
Yuffie: I was wondering why that chair was gone while she was here! *stuffs Reeve into the blender*
Pyro: It's okay. The only fire thing is my materia.
Sephiroth: Anything for you, Mommy! *takes out Pyro's fire materia*
Pyro: *checks his weapon for his materia and dicovers it's gone* Uh oh.
K-os: *glares at Pyro* So what's this I hear about you being evil???
Pyro: Do you really think that's the biggest issue right now? I have an old man abou to burn my home!!
Sephiroth: *cackles as the wall lights up* ABANDON HOUSE!
Pyro: (slowly) There's.......no........door.
Sephiroth: Now what kind of idiot would take away the door?
Yuffie: *a little too eagerly* Ooh! Ooh! Me! *raises hand in the air while drinking her shake*
Pyro: Oh goody, we won't burn, she'll just DRINK us first!
Vincent: That's my job! I vant your blood! *grabs Tifa and bites her neck*
Tifa: Quit flirting with me! *slaps Vincent away*
Reno: Help me! The heat is melting the ball! The plastic is burning my skin! It's really hot!
Cid: *unlocks the cage* Now git yer butts out here and save us all!
Casey, Lila, Kari: *fall through the burning ceiling and into the Jenova-chair*
Jenova: SNACK TIME!
Pyro: Sorry, but I quit! *dissapears into thin air as Jenova eats Casey, Lila and Kari*
Barret: Hey, if there's no author left to write this, then the story's ov-
THE END
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by Pyro
Author's Note: Stupid, yes, but I wrote this in a few hours (two to be precise) So I didn't put much effort into it. But since I haven't done anything in a while.......*dramatic pause* Ta da! Apologies to K-os and The PRO. I'll write a better story later where we can truely be our evil selves! Thank you for reading, and please review!