Disclaimer I do not own anything of naruto

this is my first fic so if it has tons of grammar mistakes sue I suck at english I get lucky if I get a b- but don't let tha discourage you I'll try to make this fic as good as possible.

Chapter: Great I'm clinically insane

WAAAA

AHHHH

STO IT

STOP IT

PLEASE

STOP

Those were the words that was being screamed by a 10 year old Naruto right before he loss consciousness.

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"You are such a disgrace of all intelligent life. Wait, I'm sorry if you failed a simple text like that for the third time then you shouldn't be consider an intelligent life form, but you are still a disgrace though letting those idiots beat you to a bloody pulp ." said a two blood red eyes that seem to consume all.

"Fuck you you son of a bitch and what the hell are you talking about and how do you know that I failed for the the third time and who the hell are you and where the hell am I and how the do you know all of that." said the frantic Naruto seeing as he just woke up to see water on the floor and bars with a pair of eyes and darkness

"Don't you EVER, call me a bitch you go that, EVEEEERRRRR!" yelled the big red eyes as they started to move closer to the bars showing the image of a red orange fox.

"Oooooo I just on a nerve didn't I, Kyuubi."

"How did you know it was me?"

"I guessed, now my questions."

"I'll only answer them once so listen up. I, by that weakling Yondaime, was sealed inside of you and so what you know and see I know and see got it kid."

Nods his head.

"Kid I have a deal for you if I will give you five of my tails, but that might be to much for your mind to handle. Well it's a good thing you have four other minds to help distribute the pressure of my chakra."

"Wait I have four minds?"

"When you were five and all alone in the park seeing all the kids leaving with their moms and dads-"

"That was every week you bastard."

"I know, now shut up and listen, after that your mind made up some other personalities so you have someone to play with like imaginary friends, but instead of leaving they stayed with me for the past 5 FREAKING YEARS. They are so freaking ANNOOYING. You and those bastards will each gain 1 of my tails got it."

"Great I'm of the clinically insane, but whats in it for you?"

"Whats in it for me? Well it's to complicated for you to understand I'll tell you when your older, but don't worry I'll make it as fair as possible. O and by the way you won't get your new friends until you really need it and you'll forget our little conversation as well so do we have a deal."

"I get new friends, I'll never be alone again, you got yourself a deal."

"Good see you in a couple of years... hopefully."

END CHAPTER

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