Disclaimer: Hello, everyone, and welcome to the ridiculous story in which two characters who had been mortal enemies with each other the last time they saw one another fall completely and utterly in love in less than 24 hours! AND THEY'RE BOTH MEN!!!!!!! WOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I don't own Bleach or any of its characters. I just like messing with them. XD
Ichigo: Messing with us!?
Ulquiorra: I don't like the sound of that…
Warning: Do not read if you are prone to cavities. You might have to brush your teeth after you read this story, it's so fast moving and sugary. Gak.
Prologue: Numb
Ulquiorra's P.O.V.
Thump.
What an ugly sound. The sound I had made as my body, or what was left of it hit the ground.
I closed my eyes.
Where is the pain?
I thought being cut in half was supposed to hurt.
Am I dying?
What happens to hollows when they die?
What is happening to me?
I can't die… I have to kill him…
What is going on?
I hesitantly opened my eyes. The light was so bright… it's so hot out… since when is Hueco Mundo so hot?
Then it hit me. I'm not in Las Noches anymore. I opened my eyes all the way and glanced around. I must be in the world of the living… I thought. That's when I realized that there was no longer a broken helmet on my head, as well as there not being a hole in my chest. I also noticed that I was not cold and pale, but warm and fleshy, and slightly flushed. I sat up quickly, too quickly. Blood rushed to my head and I blacked out, there on the side of the road, quite human and not to mention, quite naked.
Drew: LOL! YOU'RE NAKED, ULQUI-CHAN!!!
Ulquiorra: OMG WHY AM I NAKED!?!?!?! OMFG!!
Ichigo: Lol… wow.
Drew: PLZ REVIEW!!!