Super Mario Randomness!

Chapter 1

A Trip Through Miiverse

Skit 1: Modern Advertising (Starring Luigi, the baby characters, myself, and Madz)

"Dude, Madz, did you hear!?" Billy shouted from the nearby room. Billy is an average, everyday 15 year old boy, who loves to read, write, and play games, as well as spending time with his friends and family. His pale skin contrasts with his dark hair, even more so now than normal, considering the season.

"Well if I didn't, I sure won't be able to now," came a snarky reply from a smiling Madz. Madz is an average teenage girl, who also loves spending time with her friends and family, on top of reading, writing, and gaming. She has dirty blonde hair, and she's slightly shorter than Billy, who is average height for his age. Both her and Billy are currently staying in Princess Peach's Castle, as thanks for saving the fair princess, as well as the world, in an earlier adventure.

"HEY! No freaking fair! I talk naturally loud! Anyway..." he stalled as he moseyed in. "Guess who got a job as narrator for the Pi'illo Pet commercial!?"

"NO WAY! You got the job! I'm so excited!" Madz leapt onto her feet and bounded up to him to give him a high-five.

"Ummmmmm... I didn't even apply, Madz. But Luigi got it, and he invited us to go with him! We're leaving in... Now. C'mon!"

"Of course." An exasperated Madz sighed as she was dragged downstairs by Billy.

To Be Continued...

Skit 2: Clarity (Starring Wario and a Double Bacon Cheeseburger Deluxe)

It was an average day in the Mushroom Kingdom. The sky was a bright blue, the clouds were smiling upon you, and Bowser was planning his next invasion of the Mushroom Kingdom. The only problem with that was the fact that he still had Princess Peach locked away in the dungeon. During his intense planning session he happened to forget this fact and neglected to feed our fair princess. It sucks to be her, though, because this skit centers on fatboy- I mean Wario.

"Oh mah gawd, it's been like 12 minutes since I last ate! I'M GOING TO DIE FROM THE HUNGER PAINS!" Wario then shoved his finger up his nose, until he reached the gold mine. He ate this nugget of pure joy until he realized it would never fill him up, after which he promptly looked for something more satisfying to eat.

Luckily for Wario, there were no other people in the office. Also luckily for Wario, there was a Double Bacon Cheeseburger Deluxe lying in the corner. It would seem as if someone forgot their lunch, considering the fact that it was still fresh.

"I know I'm supposed to be on a 'diet'," Wario mused to himself. "I just want something to eat..." The pleasantly plump plumber then took a knife out of his front pocket and cut into the warm burger's toasty buns. After one bite of burger, another Double Bacon Cheeseburger Deluxe appeared. This may not make any sense to the average reader, but this is the Mushroom Kingdom, where fire-breathing dragon koopa turtle things kidnap princesses and Italian-American plumbers use the power of mushrooms, flowers, stars, and other miscellaneous objects to rescue her.

45 minutes later, our fat friend had 488 Double Bacon Cheeseburger Deluxes in his stomach, and another 948 burgers left in the office. He was actually starting to cry as he looked at the massive pile of burgers.

He stared at the original burger, a tear in his eye, and started to sing a familiar song.

"You are the piece of meat, I wish I didn't eaaaaat. Cutting relentlessly. Still fat and I don't know whyyyyy. If our love is hunger pains why do I eat constantly? If our love is crappy why do you fill me?"

Thus ends the story of Wario.

Skit 3: "Super" Princess Peach (Starring Peach and Bowser)

It was cold, dark, and stormy outside on February 14, 2014, Valentine's Day in the Mushroom Kingdom. But Peach's mood wasn't affected by the weather, not even a little. It could've been a warm and pleasant day in the middle of May for all she cared. No, Bowser didn't kidnap her on Valentine's Day, although now she kind of wishes he did. For some peculiar reason, nobody, nobody at all, showed up for her party...

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Not a single person had arrived yet, and the party was supposed to have started 3 hours ago. Not Mario, not Luigi, not a single Toad, not even her best friend Princess Daisy had bothered to show up. Nobody even had the class to leave her a note expressing regret at the fact they couldn't make it, or even acknowledging the fact there was a party to begin with.

Normally, she'd be sad, maybe she'd even cry a little. But no, not this time. Peach was peeved that these so-called friends hadn't showed, and yet many would likely have the audacity to talk to her like nothing had happened. She was going to find out who was where, and call them out on their insolence.

Normally, she would be able to piece together the fact that something just wasn't right with this picture. But, as it's said, she was blinded by rage. Embarrassingly, the first person her mind thought would be helpful in this predicament was King Bowser of the Koopa Kingdom, her frequent kidnapper.

Princess Peach changed out of her royal dress into her work dress and proceeded to take the pipe to Bowser's Castle, letting nothing stand in her way. As she barged in, she was greeted by a hideous, hulking, smelly beast... I mean she was greeted by Bowser.

"MUAHAHAHAHARDEEHARDEEHARDEEHARAHAHAHAH. I see you have come to rescue your friend, and your lover as well! TOO BAD! They are in my clutches, and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it. Except, you know, you can bake me a cake. It won't free your friends, but I get cake, so everyone wins!"

"Wait. YOU. You kidnapped all my friends! YOU'RE the reason nobody showed up to my party!" Peach accused, seething in anger.

"Uh, duh. Hellooooo... I am evil~. I've been kidnapping you for like 30 years, so one would've thought you'd have figured this out by now, ya' stupid ditz... Wait. Why'd you come here if you didn't know I did it?"

Peach hid a blush before continuing, completely ignoring Bowser's comments. "I can't believe you! You made me angry, and you won't like me when I'm angry."

It was a menacing threat, although Bowser wouldn't admit it. He also wasn't about to back down now. "Awwwww, is da widdle pwincess mad? Does she want a bottle?" He then blew a stream of fire at her, one that was on a collision course with her hair.

"PEACH!" Mario, Luigi, Daisy, and the captured citizens yelled in shock, anger, and worry.

"It's okay Bowser... I like it hot and fiery." Peach leapt into the flames, and came back with her hair alight.

"What in the...?"

"I SET FIRE TO MY HAIR! WATCH IT BURN AS I PUNCH A BEAR!" Peach shouted, oddly in tune, as she charged.

Everyone stood, mouths agape in shock, awe, and horror. Even Bowser did, before he snarkily pointed out that there was no bear. It was naught for long, as she punched him square in the jaw, making him fly across the room. She then grabbed his tail and flung him out the window, to the tune of applause by hundreds.

"I hope I never find... Someone like you. I wish nothing but the worst for you... Don't forget me."

She then unlocked the gates and freed everyone. They all followed her to the castle and had an amazing party; one that Bowser didn't dare crash.

Author's Notes: Thanks everyone who keeps me motivated to write! Thanks to everyone that has reviewed, followed, or favorited me or my stories. I appreciate it! Anyway, was it good, bad, inbetween? Tell me so I can improve, and don't be afraid to review! PM me if you want to be friends on Miiverse or something. Also, feel free to leave some ideas in a review!

Madz is Fezzes64, check out her stories! She's really cool! :D