The Secret Life of Haruhi Fujioka

Disclaimer: Don't own Host Club

A/N: My first Ouran fic! Be sure to review and lemme know any plot suggestions :D Oh and check my honorific use too… 

Chapter 1: Heir?

It was an ordinary day at the private Ouran Institute, where lineage is first, and money a close second. It was nothing out of the usual, even in the Host Club: Mori was watching Hunny, Tamaki was being outrageous ( by a normal person's standards), Hikaru and Kaoru indecent, Kyoya selling for profit (today's special: Brotherly Love: The Photo Collection), and Haruhi casually flirting and planning her grocery list. Nothing unusual. Until Chairman Suoh appeared at the door of the third music room.

"Father!" Tamaki cried out, but was rejected as his father spotted Haruhi, with her regulars Miss Kuragano and Miss Sakurazuka.

"Fujioka-san!" Chairman Suoh called, suprising Haruhi, who stood up, saying "Chairman Suoh! Why have you come here?" Tamaki was crouching in a corner.

"I want you and Tamaki in my office. You have visitors."

"Tamaki, did you hear?" Haruhi started to say, but Tamaki had already brightened up.

"Who, who?" he asked dancing around his father.

"Your grandmother and an old friend of hers." Tamaki stopped dancing, but still looked cheerful. Haruhi and Tamaki apologized to their customers and followed Chairman Suoh out of the room. He handed Haruhi a bag. Inside was the canary yellow dress worn by the Ouran female students. She looked at him curiously.

"My mother would not approve of you dressed as a boy." The Chairman explained. Haruhi went to change, Yuzuru to the chance to tease Tamaki, remarking vaguely on Haruhi's cuteness and sending Tamaki into a riot.

Haruhi emerged, looking cuter than ever in the Ouran uniform. Tamaki stopped yelling to wail and hug Haruhi. He continued to wail and hug and gesture flamboyantly until the reached the Chairman's Office. Then he was quiet. Haruhi was unsurprised, remembering the hateful grandmother from the school festival. They walked in.

"Tamaki, Fujioka-san, may I present my mother, the esteemed Suoh dono, and her friend, Fujioka-san?" the chairman said.

"Haru chan!!" the elderly man next to Tamaki's grandmother cried out, flinging his arms around Haruhi!

"Grandpa!" Haruhi cried. She had not seen her father's father since her mother's death. Incidentally, Mr. Fujioka, although happily married, is also a cross dresser.

"Sanji –chan, don't forget why we came here." Tamaki's grandmother said, unusually friendly.

"Oh yeah….Haruhi chan." He said seriously. "Despite my son's wish to live commonly, I'm afraid that someone has to take the family business. Now I know that Ryoji probably has said nothing of the family or our business to you, but, after chatting with Grumpy chan(his name for Tamaki's grandma) and her son, I've decided to name you heir to the family. As such, I'm inviting you and Ryoji to visit this weekend."

Haruhi was dumbfounded.

"In other words, young Fujioka san, you are now incredibly wealthy." Tamaki's grandma said.

Tamaki fainted.

That's it for chap. 1! Any suggestions? Plz Review!

P.s. I know its really short. As the story goes on, I think the chaps will get longer :D