Disclaimer: Kitshina has no right over Naruto.
~I kissed A Girl and Now I'm Screwed~
Warning: Some strongish language.
Sakura watched in raw amusement from afar how everyone drowned themselves in their own alcoholic beverages. They had not only ended the Fourth Shinobi War but won, and as a reward Konoha and all of the other great nations got to witness a fantastic display of Madara getting Naruto's rasengan shoved up his sorry ass.
Snickering silently she weaved her way through the crowd to reach her best friend's table. Upon arrival Ino was sitting there with unhealthy amounts of drool dripping from her mouth, sneering Sakura lifted up the drunken girl's hand and wiped off the saliva.
Ino groaned in gratitude.
"Pig get up, I'm not going to be the one to carry you home." Sakura stated slightly annoyed. Tomorrow she had to work a full shift to heal all the wounded shinobi that had lain forgotten in the hospital because of the sudden celebration.
"Ah, come on Saku-chan lighten up! Live a little or go get laid…" Ino slurred in return.
Trying to keep her killing intent in low levels Sakura tried to reason that Ino didn't know what she was talking about. Well up until what the blonde said next. "You're to uptight, you probably can't even get yourself laid tonight cause your either a pussy or uh…what's that word…ugh…vir….virgie…whatever…you know what I mean."
Several veins popped up on Sakura's head. In truth she was still a virgin even to the ripe age of twenty-three, and she planned to be the years following. She was just never ready for that stage yet.
Or she hadn't met the right guy yet. She knew when she did she would. She kept her inexperience a secret from everyone excluding Ino. The blonde had a thing about "reading minds" and Sakura didn't care to believe her until Ino had probed her mind for such information.
It would be very embarrassing to mention or even try admitting. She was shocked everyone believed she had actually had sex before though. No one ever –minus Ino- bothered to ask or think otherwise.
She didn't even say anything about having sex once in her life but they all assumed she had and even teased her little, which she would look at the ground and shuffle her feet.
Maybe it was because she was so old they just assumed somewhere along the way she had had a boyfriend who she was committed to or had a night stand. Well they assumed wrong but what they didn't know wouldn't hurt them.
Gathering her wits she brought a new challenge to the table.
"Alright Ino, hit me with your best dare! Any dare that comes to mind I will do it!"
Ino immediately sobered. A mischievous glint appeared replacing her once glazed blue orbs. "Well my dear little virgin friend, I'm going to go easy on you."
The rosette growled slightly, making Ino smirk in sadistic delight.
"All you have to do is kiss a girl," Sakura froze. Her thoughts racing to the time where she got Ino to have a make-out session with a random bimbo at a bar so she could get the guy from across the bar to pay for all the sake she purchased.
Looking at Ino with narrow slits she tried to come up with an alternate way to prove she isn't an uptight "pussy."
"Ah ah ah," Ino waved a finger for the 'no -no' emphasis. "You either do this dare or sleep with Genma," Ino watched in awe as her best friend turned into strange shades of green, while Sakura was ready to faint for even having consider going near the cocky man-whore.
"Ino!" Sakura whined. The blonde remained unaffected and waited patiently for her friend to stop fretting.
The two were silent, letting the loud music blow against their ear drums. Neither one would back down, nor would the anticipation that eating at them.
5 minutes later
Sakura through her hands up in the air in an exasperated manner. "Fine Ino, have it your way! Pick the person!"
Grinning like a Cheshire cat she examined the large crowd. After a few seconds of cackling and stroking her imaginary goatee she seemed to have found the perfect target.
"You see that girl over there?"
Sakura could've caused some serious damage to her neck if she had whirled any faster. There between Shisui Uchiha and some unknown random dude was a woman with long raven hair. Taking in a deep breath she nodded and spewed up any courage she could.
Ignoring the holes Ino made into her back she made her way through the crowd, Sakura could feel her confidence build up with every step she took. Grinning she tapped on the woman's shoulder.
Itachi sighed as Shisui ordered another bottle of vodka. How he ended up here with a bunch of hooligans was beyond him, but he guessed he had no choice but to watch after his idiot family members.
"Itachi, go find yourself a girl! Auntie has been getting worried!" Shisui giggled.
Curiosity built up inside of him and he couldn't help but raise an eye brow. Shisui still being sober enough to take that as a sign decided to continue.
"Well…she thinks…your…that…well…hehe…you know…gay..?"
Shisui covered his face waiting to be turned to ash, but it never happened. Peering out between two fingers he watched Itachi's left eyebrow twitch. Shisui continued to giggle like a school girl and started to squeal and spin on the bar stool.
Sadly neither of them noticed the pink haired girl that approached them. Itachi pondered about the meaning of 'gay' 'til he felt someone tap his shoulder. Turning around slightly his lips met someone else's.
Sakura had her eyes closed as she grabbed the woman roughly by the neck and captured her lips. Feeling accomplished and let go of Itachi's neck. Looking back at Ino she smugly stuck out her tongue. Her moment was ruined when she noticed how incredibly pale and scared Ino seemed.
"Would you like to explain why you decided to kiss me?" A deep amused voice inquired. Sakura froze.
Why did that voice sound so familiar? Oh God…
Tilting her head to the side jade clashed with onyx and she immediately realized that it was the one and only Itachi Uchiha…
Coughing slightly a happy voice cut through the thick tension and awkwardness. "Well, Auntie will be glad to here this, ne Weasel-chan?"
If it's too short for you...well...whatever it's like six something in the morning, I don't care anymore I want to effing sleep! Now why would I stay up late? Well I was listening to Katy Perry and this Idea just came to mind! YAY! This is the beginning to something beautiful and the next chapter should be out next week around thursday or friday with about 3,000 [maybe more] words or something...
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