Spirit Elma: Hello and welcome to my first actual Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic. kinda weird...you see my friend, Brandy, said taco in English today and I said "taco is a funny word, isn't taco a funny word?" so for the rest of class we said taco at the end of everything and I committed that I should write a fanfic for it, she said I should, so I am, and here it is!!!!!!

Yami: So what exactly are you up to?

Spirit Elma: singsong voice what do you think?

Yugi: not gonna be fun for us...

Spirit Elma: just for that YOU get to do the disclaimer.

Yugi: mutters Ra damn it!! normal voice Yu-Gi-Oh does not, thank Ra, belong to Spirit Elma, nor does The Mummy or The Scorpion King or Dr. Pepper, or the word taco.

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Tacos

By Spirit Elma

"Yami, hello, you there?" Yugi waved his hand in front of his face, looking concerned but also kinda annoyed.

"Huh??? Yes, Yugi?"

'He finally snapped out of it!!' Thought Yugi.

"I been asking for the last five minuets if you want to watch The Mummy or The Scorpion King, well? Which one? and what's with the zoning out??"

"Oh that, I was thinking of funny words" he said grinning like, just a bit, a dummy...

To this Yugi just stared, with an eyebrow raised rolling his eyes. He set the DVDs down on the desk and sat down on the bed next to Yami, giving up on having a nice Saturday night movie with his boyfriend. The poor little hikari knew that when Yami started to think, he would not until he got Yugi's opinion, or drove him nuts with his game of 'annoy the hikari until he cracks'

But funny words...oh this would be one fun evening.

"Okay, I'll bite, what funny words..."

"well...the funniest one I could think of is...Taco!!!"

HUGE ANIME SWEATDROP

"Ta...co...you sure Malik didn't clunk ya too hard with the sennen rod earlier at the arcade today" he started to check for a burse or bump on his yami's head.

"YUGI!! I'm fine!!," he insisted, "think of it, its funny, taco."

"You've been in the puzzle way too long..."

Yami looked at Yugi and made that stupid little look that always, frickin always let Yami get his way and Yugi kicking himself for it later.

"Sorry Yami, I know that's a little sore spot of yours..." he looked sheepish and really sorry.

"Oh, that's okay, I think The Mummy, taco"

"What?"

"The Mummy, taco"

"Why do you keep saying taco?" he asked, smiling

"Because it's funny...and...it made you smile," Yami replied with a grin, he moved to pick up The Mummy DVD, "lets go downstairs, taco."

Yugi smiled and nodded as he stood up to follow Yami downstairs. He loved how no matter where they were or what they were doing, his yami could make him smile and feel loved and safe. He decided to go along with what his love was doing.

"Okay, lets go, taco." he grabbed Yami's hand and led him downstairs to the couch, were he put the DVD in the player.

"Hey, Yugi do you want some popcorn and soda, taco?" Yami asked as he got up and started toward the kitchen.

"Sure, Dr. Pepper, taco"

"Okay, anything else, taco"

"Some leftover pizza would be good, taco" by now he had started to giggle at the word that he and his boyfriend were using.

"Right, taco" a few minutes later he came in with a bowl of popcorn, four sodas, and half a pizza, grinning and chucking like mad, "here you go, laugh taco."

Now...Yugi lost it, he laughed and gasped for air while setting the things down on the coffee table. Yami flopped on the couch beside his little light, laughing as hard as ever, joining Yugi.

Yami grabbed the remote and played the DVD. They let the advertisements play so their laughter could die down, and it did. By the time it started, they were both snickering and catching their breath. But it did not stop, every time they committed on the movie or asked something of each other, they ended it with "taco" therefore the snickering never did stop completely. If it did Yami would say something ending with "taco" to start Yugi up again. And in both their minds they knew that they would end up doing this with another word next week, whatever they did or wherever they went.

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Spirit Elma: Well...how was it...please review!!!!puppy eyes I can write more chapters with the other yamis and hikaris like this if you people want em!!

Yugi: Yes, please...it make her so happy!!

Yami: Press the purple button, please!!

THANKS