Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
One day Itachi was strolling through the Konoha forests thinking of his favorite little brother, Sasuke.
"I wonder what Sasuke is doing right now," thought Itachi. "Probably scheming about how to kill me. You know what? I'm tired of Sasuke being in the dark about my feelings. If I love him so much, why do I let him hate me? I think I'll go and try to sort this whole thing out right now!"
Suddenly Itachi heard his name being called.
"OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH !"
"Crap!" thought Itachi" I can't believe I forgot about Kisame! He'll ruin all my plans!"
"What is it Kisame?" Itachi called for the fiftieth time today.
"You know those berries you said were poisonous wellllllllll, I kinda ate them."
"Perfect! Now I can finally see Sasuke!"
"What did you say they did? Make whoever eats them spit out their lungs? I think that was it… BBLARGH!
For a moment there was complete silence. Itachi listened just to make sure he was dead.
"Yep," called Kisame, "that was it" followed by a loud thump.
"I I I'm free," Itachi thought.
"I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! screamed Itachi at the top of his lungs.
"Here I come Sasuke. Your big brother's coming to see you!" Itachi said with a frightening childish grin creeping across his face, for the first time since he joined the Akatsuki.
"And nothing's going to stop me!" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Also this takes place right at the beginning of Shippuden, if you're wondering. All the Akatsuki members are still alive (for now).
OK I know what you're probably thinking That SUCKED but it will get better. (I hope) Remember this is only the first chapter be sure to check back. And REVIEW it will feed the hungry minds of the uninspired. BYE!