A/N: this sis mu fiuerst fanfic, i love twilight sssooo mych, I think ther's gonna be a secsk seen in the knew moviy, and i hwop i see it. Robert pattson is sooo funcaking hot. well, here is the story, called, best of both wrolds (like the hannah mantona sonng) plz commit. i love this idear i have. i kno u will 2.

My name si Morgan Ivory Drake, I'm 16 years old, and i graduated from MIT a year ago, with honers in Eglingsh, I did some modleing in Austrila cuz, pple say i look liek emilie brownning, ezcept i have wite hair like inuyasha, (my favriet amine). myu whit hair is tyed back with the villige hiddin in the sand hedband (leik gara fron naruto 3), with a black deth note t-shit, with kira (or lite) on it witout a shirt on, aned wite gluves with transmwtation sercles on thim (like eddward elrick frum fullmedal alkemist). I like to were sandles like inuyasah's, and i have a bakpak (taht lukes like Kon frum bleech). i git most of my clofes from the hallowwn stor down the street, and duh rest from hot tupac.

As I walked out ov my huse to stnd at dhe busstoop, and waited. i'm going to visit my ciousin Bella Swan. (she livs in Forks, Washintonn) i didnt wanna go,, but my mum is making me. i don't like Bella, she's a bithc, ane she evne looks like one. She says she loeves anime, but i kno she's just a poser,.

Anyway, I lookef around my niehborhood and saw treebeard, my niehbor, (he's a tree int), and i also waaved to carlton and phiillp banks (theyr my negbhors too). suddinly, a flyign car flew past me, it wasw marti and dock, in theur tim machiene. i waived at thim, and they smiled backl. they probly had jsut got back from the year 2016 (maryt's kids got in truble agin). i then saw the car from the movie Chitty chitty bang baeng wif the family in th car fly by (Jermany was sooo cuteeee in that movie! 3.)

i thin got on the bus, and it flew up into the air like the bus from Halloweentown, and the majick scool bus. (i think its the same bus, my firends say i'm wrong, but i'm obviously rite) On the bus, all duh boys and girls, wre checkin me out, evne the driver almost crashed the bus cuz he was so obessesd weth looking ate me. pervs.

i sat down next to a boi named tom, and he akesd me,

"What r u gonna do today, Morgan?"

"whaetever i feel like i wanna do, gosh!" i sed.

"were ar u going?" he asked.

"i'm gonna visit my bitch cosin, Bela!" i said

"do u wanna go?" he saaid.

"no! dats why I'm yelling at you!" i said.

tom then shut the fuck up and left me alon. I looked out the windoe and wonderid if Bella knew any kawaii boise in Forks. (I love japanese) After dat I feel asleep.

i ewok up sevral hours later when da buss were puling into Forts. Da ski was over cast wit cluds and it luked like rain. Az i got of da bus, the pervy bus diver was still checkin my out. I egnored him and got of the bus. The bitch bella was waiting for me next to dis smokin' hot guy. how i bitch liek her got a hotty like dat is beyend me. Bella tired to hug me but i pushed her away.

"don't hug me bitch!" i said angrly.

i wanted to say more to her but i didn't anna look liek a bitjh in fron of da hot guy bella was with.

zi waz prtty msd so i deicided to go to da borders asnd red som mangas to cher me up. I was redding da latest issue of fruit baskit wehn a sensitive guys across from me cought me eyes hes was a tallk pale skined boy with golden eyes (not like that shtty jasmes mond gam thsts not the lest bit japanese) he was wereing an inyusha t-shirt with long sleves an excell saga back back a villege higen in the mist head band white transmutation gloves (but with roy mustantes transmutation circles on them) and high tops with pictures of sailor moon characters on them .

"hi" i said to him shyly.

"hi back" he sed to me.

"whats your name?" i asked him.

He saed his name was edward cullen but that most people call him alucard. He ws so hot. Hotter dan da guy that bitch was wit at da busstop.

A/N: And dats the first chaptr. Plz review and tell me how much u LOVE it cause i knew u do!