Karkat's POV
I bury my face into the soft and silky pillows of the bed that Jade sent to my house for me and Terezi. She told me that if I was ever going to get romantic with Terezi that I needed a real bed, with real sheets. I don't know what it is with Human pleasure but it's no different to us, except they like to get comfy and they don't use buckets. Jade has been trying to get me to hook up with Terezi for a while now, I don't know why but Jade suddenly has interest in helping people's relationships. I roll over and think about her, Terezi. She has matured a lot over the years and I am so glad she and I are Matesprits. Yeah, we are fucking Matesprits. Dave wasn't all that happy about it but he has John now so it's okay. Suddenly I hear a knock on my bedroom door, it's soft at first but then the banging grows louder. Is that Terezi? Or is it Jade? John? Gamzee? Dave? Who knows until they yell through the door.
"Karkles! It's me! hehehe!"
I laugh at the fact that she came un-invited without a warning. She might be my Matesprit but I didn't know she was coming over tonight! I get a little excited and my face lights up. I jump out of bed and run to my bedroom door. I slowly twist the doorknob and open it gently. She is smiling sweetly at me and I can't help but light up when I see that precious face. She runs in and hugs me by surprise, what's up all of a sudden?
"Karkles! How are you?"
"Ha, I'm fucking fabulous now that you are here with me!"
"Sorry I haven't been around often!"
"Hey, it's fine, just hanging out and shit!"
She starts sniffing around, does she detect something, probably the fact that I am going a little red.
"Is that a bed Kar?" oh good, she can't tell I'm going bright red!
"Yeah, Jade sent it here for me, but I mostly sleep in the pod!"
"I love the smell of that bed! Can I lie down on it?"
"S-sure Tez!"
She makes her way over to the king sized bed and leaps on it. She spreads her body all over the silky sheets, then there is me over here getting the good view of her rolling around in her little booty shorts. My face goes a pink tone and Terezi starts giggling.
"What is it that I smell over there? Is it that the candy red blush on your cheeks?"
"You shut up over there, you are teasing me!" I think she noticed, oh well she should know me by now.
"I knew it Karkles! I can smell everything on you!" She gets off the bed and walks back over to me. I guide her in front of me and I wrap my arms around her, she rests her head on my shoulder and we just stand there, enjoying the moment of peace together.
"Hey Karkles!"
"What is it?"
"We should have a party tonight! With everyone there! We could all have a sleepover!"
"What? That is such short notice!"
"It'll be fun!"
"Terezi I'm not so sure! What if Gamzee gives us a hangover or something?"
"We don't have to eat or drink his shitty Sopor Slime again! Pretty please?" How can I argue with her, she seems so eager about it too.
"Alright then, you invite everyone and I will set up!"
"Yes! This is going to be the best weekend ever!"
"Weekend? Oh no, not the whole fucking weekend!"
"Please Karkles!"
"Oh fuck it, alright fine! Just as long as we get SOME time alone..."
"Yay! Karkies you are the best!"
She smiles and stands on her toes and pecks me gently. I smirk and pull her a little closer to me, nobody can see or hear us so it's all shit good. Her face lights up as she kisses me gently, yet passionately; and because I am a fucking gentletroll, I sit back and accept it. She pulls back and smiles again.
"I'll go and invite everyone! What should we make them bring?"
"Just a sleeping pod or something..."
"Great! Should be easy! Okay later Kar! Hehehe!"
She giggles and runs over to my computer and loads her Trollian account. I smirk and watch her work her fucking wonders. Gamzee, Eridan, Vriska and Aradia seem to be online.
gallowsCalibrator [GC] opened memo on board P4RTY 4T K4Rk4TS H3H3H3
GC: H3LLO 3V3RYONE! K4RK4T AND 1 ARE HAV1NG 4 P4RTY! BR1NG 4 SL33P1NG POD! COM3 1N TWO HOURS!
GC: YOU B3TT3R B3 GO1NG OR YOU 4R3 4LL GO1NG TO M1SS OUT ON 4 K1CK4SS P4RTY! H3H3H3H3H3!
TC: Oh HeLl MoThErFuCkIn YeAh! I'lL bE tHeRe!
AG: Suuuuuuuure! If everyone will 8e theeeeeeeere!
CA: I wwill tell Feferi about it Tez!
AA: 0kay terezi! ill get s0llux! and nepeta! als0 equius! 0h heck i will get every0ne!
GC: T3LL 3V3RYONE OKAY! G3T JOHN 4ND TH3 K1DS TOO! 1 H4VE TO HELP K4RK4T S3T UP! S33 YOU 4LL TONIGHT!
gallowsCalibrator [GC] closed the memo
Okay, now that all of that is settled, we can prepare for everyone to arrive. I am getting kind of excited for this but I don't know if it's a good idea to bring Gamzee, after the last time that he got us drunk and I lost my fucking virginity to Terezi, as did she to me. I feel like such a fuckass after doing that with her.
"Okay! Everything is set in terms of guests! Let's get things ready!"
"Sure I guess..."
"Karkles? Are you okay?"
"Yeah! Just not all that excited-"
"Hehe! I smell lies!"
"Okay maybe this is pretty cool..."
"You can't lie to me Karkles! I am just too good at figuring you out!"
"You are also good at kissing me too..." I smirk a little and Terezi's face lights up.
"Karkles you are so cute!"
Terezi licks my blushing candy red cheeks, this calms me down a little and I smirk at her. We spend the next half an hour making food and preparing room for everyone to sleep in. Terezi and I were at first unsure of where we will sleep but we decided to sleep in the same Pod tonight to save room. Terezi has been upstairs having a shower and getting ready, I reckon I should have one too before I forget. I walk upstairs and slowly walk to my room, hoping she isn't naked. We have done 'it' twice before but I don't want her to be uncomfortable. So I knock on the door, but I hear nothing, she must be in another room changing somewhere. I walk in and strip myself down, I grab a towel and head for my bathroom. I twist the handle and step in to find, oh my Gog, a bare naked and wet Terezi in my shower... With no water running, just a slippery (and sexy) troll in my shower.
"Karkles! What are you-"
"I am so sorry Terezi! I'll leave if you want!"
"No it's fine, I'm almost done, I just have to dry my hair and I will leave! You can get in if you want!"
"Alright as long as you are comfortable with it!"
"We have done worse now haven't we?"
She jumps out of the shower and grabs her towel. I run the hot water again and close the door behind me. She dries off and uses her towel to try to dry her hair.
"Again, sorry for all of that trouble I caused you, I blame Gamzee for that!"
"I blame Gamzee too! But not you, it was actually pretty satisfying!"
"Well I would like to think so! I would like to think me fucking you was satisfactory!"
She looks at me with a sarcastic smile and shakes her head, then she giggles and smiles at me, with that charming smile of hers.
"Hey Karkles!"
"Yeah?"
"How much longer do we have before everyone comes here?"
"An hour and a half, why?"
"Good! Because I think I want another shower!"
"Wait, where are you planning to take this?"
"Oh you know, we could have a sloppy make-out session in the shower until everyone gets here!"
"Well, if it's okay with you I guess..."
"Then let me in there Karkles!"
She giggles and she drops her towel on the ground. She races back to the shower and opens the shower door, practically letting herself in without hesitation that I might lose my control and fuck shit up or something. She sniffs around and smiles seductively at me. I can't help but smile back at her, this was rather a funny occasion. She leans in and kisses me without hesitation, I am probably a lot more nervous than she is! I turn her around so her back is facing the wall I pull her closer to me and passionately kiss her back. She leans on the wall and presses me up closer to her, oh fucking hell Tez don't tease!
"Hehe, you are bluuushing! And your bulge is getting biiiigger!"
"No! I'm not just, sh-shut up!"
"You can't lie to me Kar! It won't happen that easily!"
She starts getting a little rougher and I can't help but let out a little moan. Is she trying to set me off? Because good fucking job Terezi I am getting horny as fuck and I can't control it! I pull her a little closer to me and I make my lips go down to her neck. I suck on her neck gently before getting a little rougher. I press against her more and she, can sort of feel my bulge, nothing can stop me now. She starts moaning loudly and to be honest it's rather cute!
"Karkles! I need you to-"
"Sh! Tez do you hear that?"
Suddenly I hear a weird noise from downstairs, almost like yelling...
"Oh yeah MothaFuckas! Time to open this fucker up! Hey, where are those mother fuckers?"
"Karkles is that-"
We take the time to think about who that was until we realise.
"FUCK! TEZ THAT'S GAMZEE!"
"Oh Gog! He'll see me with you!"
"THAT FUCKASS CAME HERE EARLY!"
"Never mind that Kar! We have to change!"
I quickly turn the hot water off and grab a towel and dry myself off as fast as I can say fuck. Terezi dries herself off and quickly throws on a dress, it looks really sexy on her I must admit. I race out of my bathroom and back to my room. I throw on some boxers and jeans, but I still can't find my shirt, where did I put it?
"Tez! I can't find my shirt!"
"Oh my Gog! He'll think we were going to fill up buckets!"
"FUCKING DAMNIT!"
Suddenly we hear the door handle turn and Terezi races into my arms, good job Tez, he won't notice that at all!
"Mother Fuckers what up? How are we-"
He stares at us, he looks at Terezi and then at the fact that I don't have a shirt on, he smiles with the cheesiest fucking smile possible.
"Are you mother fuckers filling buckets?"
"I told you he would say that!"
"NO WE ARE NOT GAMZEE! TEREZI IS HELPING ME FIND MY SHIRT!"
"Sure you are, you guys are mother fucking perverts up in this fucker!"
"Gamzee, can you please leave us alone for a while-"
"NOT TO FILL UP BUCKETS IF THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE THINKING GAMZEE!"
"Just so we can get organised! Please Gamzee!"
"Oh I get it! You fuckers were filling buckets in the SHOWER! That is why your hair is wet!"
"NO! But, well..."
"Um..."
"I knew it, you perverted mother fuckers! Ah I love you guys!"
"GET DOWN STAIRS GAMZEE!"
"Okay fuckers! I'm eating your food! I brought pies for you fuckers and some for the other fuckers coming too!"
"We are not going to eat those, I lost my virginity thanks to your shit!"
"CAN YOU GO NOW FUCKASS?"
"Okay Mother Fuckers, have fun!"
He shuts the door and runs down stairs yelling like a kid on steroids and gummy worms, these kind of candy like things that resemble frozen slime that Dave brought to a guy sleepover we had before I got with Terezi.
"Let's find this shirt Karkles!"
She sniffs around the room trying to search for the lost shirt, she stops near my pod, she reaches her hand in there and pulls out a slimy sweater, it's ruined, fuck.
"Do you have a spare Karkles?"
"Well, not really, the only one I have is a singlet with the same sign on it..."
"You could look good in that, and smell sexy for me!"
"Thanks Tez, alright I'll wear it!"
"Yay! Thank you Karkles! Put it on now!"
I grab the singlet from my draw and Terezi throws the slimy sweater in the basket where I keep my dirty shit, John bought it for me, why does everyone buy me shit I don't need?
"Ready?"
"What about your hair Tez?"
"Oh it'll dry later! Let's just make sure Gamzee doesn't get bored!"
"Before we go!"
"What is i-"
I pull her closer for another kiss, in private, for the rest of the weekend we aren't alone, but for now, let's just cherish what we have left. She smiles and goes along with it, I stop and pull back so that we don't get distracted. She smiles and licks my face, obviously trying to taste the candy red that is glowing on my face.
"Come on nubby! Let's go!"
I smirk and pick her up, it would be better to carry her down there, because I am a gentletroll, unlike Gamzee who showed up too early without notice, or consideration to knock. I carry her down the stairs and when we get to the bottom I let her down. We walk into my living room to find him eating a pie, that's Gamzee for you.
"Hey fuckers!"
"Yeah, hi..."
"So fuckers! I found one of Karkat's chick flicks! Let's watch one together mother fuckers!"
"Sure I could go for a movie! What about you nubby?"
"Sure, why not?"
Terezi and I take a seat on the giant lounge, that I bought, yep, I bought it this time, nobody bought it for me, why do people spend money on me if they know I won't want it? Although the bed Jade bought was cool. We spend the next hour watching the movie and we hear the doorbell ring, I see a bunch of heads with, no horns? How did the kids get here so quickly? Terezi and Gamzee beam up with excitement as we race to the door to greet everyone, this should be fun, for once...
FIRST HOMESTUCK STORY! :D
Yes, I ship Karkat and Terezi, same with John and Dave!
You will see a lot of that stuff here...
Anyway, on with the next one I go!~