TO MY ENGLISH TEACHER MS. F: If you happened to click on this story because you googled my Mary Armstrong speech, I hope you do not think that I've been plagiarising. This is my account and my story. My Mary Armstrong speech was done before I posted this fanfiction. 9/8/10

Plot: It all began on that fateful day. Poor Yoshihiro was dragged by his sister to an anime convention. When she disappeared among the crowd of fans due to her uncontrollable excitement, he was suddenly confronted by four 'cosplayers'. They claimed that they were not cosplaying, but real fictional characters who were released out of their manga, into his world. Yes, it's the protagonists of Hunter X Hunter. They seek help from Yoshihiro as their fates rest in the boy's hand. It is revealed to him that he was the reincarnation of the original Togashi. Since the manga was on a long hiatus, it is up to young Yoshihiro to complete it. The characters have only six months to live. If Yoshihiro doesn't complete the manga, the characters will disintegrate, and any memories of Hunter X Hunter will disappear from everyone. Time is the essence.

Wait, there's more.

Gon, Killua, Kurapica and Leorio were not the only ones who escaped. The Spiders are on the loose. The mad jester is lurking about...

Note: Please do not be intimidated by thick paragraphs and my complicated plot! If it is scaring you, feel free to click on that back button up there in the top left corner. All is written in 2nd person, cause we'll all be involved!

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Yoshihiro: A Togashi Tale

We are currently in the year 2050. So many things have happened: technology was a sonic boom, global greenhouse gas emissions were halved, human androids were able to reproduce, and the average life expectancy was well over 90 years old. Houses took an abstract shape, cars no longer needed fuel nor oil to operate, and everything looked futuristic. Despite the many changes in the economy and environment, Earth had always been, and will always be teetering between life and death as long as human minds -the most lethal of weapons- continue to rule the planet. I could go on forever listing the events of people rising to power and several animals going extinct, as well as new species found. However, I am not here to brag the world's accomplishments. In fact, I'm going to position the spotlight on a certain house in the quiet streets of the Yamagata Prefecture of Honshu, Japan. Excuse my rather clichéd introduction of this family, but anyway, here goes...

MEET, the Togashi's.

One dad. One mom. One sister. One brother.

The father's a typical, hard-working man who earns a decent living for his family. In the mornings, you would find him seated on the edge of his toilet seat as he clutches the weekly newspaper, eagerly digesting in reports from Yamagata. He strives to improve life at home by constantly upgrading gadgets and technology around the household. Women, please do not be deceived by his handsome features. Although he disagrees with his daughter's clothes, which showed too much skin, he is a pervert at heart. Thankfully, his mind is not extremely corrupted. Panties and bikinis are enough to fulfill his appetite; nothing more explicit.

Let's move on to the mother. She is very intelligent and diligent, and I praise the father for picking such a woman for his wife. Do not ask me why she chose him as her husband; that is light years beyond my understanding. The kitchen is her darling, so beware: stealing cookies and staining the tablecloth is STRICTLY PROHIBITED. Leaving the fridge door opened and banging pots and pans will lead to further consequences. You have been warned. They are not pleasant. Break her rules, and you will get your rear end beaten up until it blooms. I repeat: YOU WILL GET A BEATING. Ask the father for he has endured many of these experiences, before you attempt any of these misdeeds.

And there's the sister. She goes by the name of Yuukine; a bright and gullible girl she is, though everyone calls her Yuu. She belongs to the socialising category. As mentioned before, she has a wardrobe filled with the best brands, most of which showed too much skin. She has an enormous taste for J-Pop, and an expert of procrastination. What separates her from stereotypical 16 year-old girls is her love for a particular shounen anime. Hunter X Hunter was the name. Still think she's ordinary? You're wrong. She's a HARDCORE Hunter X Hunter fan; one who has watched the series for countless times, one who collects every single merchandise available (through Ebay as well), and one who loves all the characters, no matter how perverted, bucked-teeth, or sadistic they are.

Finally, I shall introduce the youngest of the family. Meet Yoshihiro Togashi, otherwise known as Yoshi-kun, Yoshi-chan, Yoshi-pon, Yoshi-pipi, or to make life easier, just plain Yoshi will do. Very intellectual, very prudent, and VERY obstinate. Unlike his sister, he has no interest what so ever in anime or cartoons and such. Only 10 years old; this little boy spends most of his time watching the news, playing Wii v.4.01, karate training, eating, sleeping, and breathing. Although he has a couple of friends, he's not the out-going type. One last note before I move on, be very cautious around his pet rock when that boy's around. No, Eon doesn't bite. Just make sure to treat it with your utmost care. If you happen to offend little Eon, I advise you pack your luggage and get out of Asia. Yoshihiro will do anything to avenge his pet rock.

Oh, Merlin's Toenails! I forgot about grandma Togashi. Short-term memory she has; she's very old, in other words, she's ANCIENT. And her hearing's even worse. She has this bizarre obsession with Pocky Sticks. Dark chocolate Pocky Sticks, which probably explains her long years. Dark chocolate doesn't contain as much sugar as normal chocolate, and scientific research shows that it delays cancer, I tell you. Take grandpa Togashi as an example. His overpowering affection for white chocolate Pocky Sticks has done nothing but dug his early grave.

R.I.P

Grandpa Togashi.

Let us have a minute's silence as we commemorate the passing of grandpa Togashi. Curse his white chocolate Pocky Stick obsession.

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A/N: DO NOT expect this to be updated regularly. I will be relying on the plot bunny; wherever it goes, I follow. I am a wanderer :)

I had originally intended this to be a 'OC into HXH world' fic, but those are waaay too common these days ;p So...why not try HXH into OC world fic? Well, Yoshihiro isn't really an OC but you get it. This will be a series of long-shots depicting Yoshihiro's everyday life with the hunter characters, which will *fingers crossed* be ensued by crack :3 And hopefully, you will enjoy the future mind-numbing chapters! XD