Nice Knowing You
Written by: Kaze no Hikari to Kage
Kingdom Hearts II PWP OOC SlightAU Crackfic
Sora x Sephiroth Fight Parody
A/N: Please ignore the fact that Sora doesn't get the Fenrir until after this fight... and the fact that Riku would most likely never hand over the Way To The Dawn. BTW: This fic is the result of my friend Steven's many multiple attempts to defeat Sephiroth one night at level 55. He was slaughtered many times. Later during another attempt after leveling to 72 and noticing that Final Form was not actually holding the keyblades (He 'final'-ly realized this. lol), lots of sugar and lack of sleep led to the inspiration for this crackfic.
Sephiroth: "What's Cloud doing?"
Sora: shrugs "Beats me."
Sephiroth: "Hmmph... You three, Who are you?" Draws Masamune, lowering it to Sora's throat
Sora and Co.: jump backwards into a defensive position, Sora wielding the Oblivion
Goofy: "Uhhhh, I'm not sure we should tell ya."
Sephiroth: quirks an eyebrow "That's an intersting sword you're carrying there."
Donald: "It's da keyblade!"
Sephiroth: "So that's the legendary Keyblade. Then you must be its chosen wielder... I wonder if it won't change it's mind once I defeat you... Show me your true power!"
Sora: looks around "What tha? DONALD? GOOFY!" whimper
Sephiroth: charges toward Sora "Flash Attack!"
Sora: barely manages to block the deadly flash of blades "Dammit Donald, Goofy GET BACK HERE AND HELP ME! MAGNERA! casts Magnera
Donald and Goofy: OO "Nooooo!"
Sora: "Hey Sephy! Guess who's learned a few tricks since last year. FINAL FORM!" whips out the Oblivion
Sephiroth: looks suprised "Hmmmm... Interesting."
Sora: charges in swinging "Take this!"
Sephiroth: teleports away "Give in to the Darkness." cast Dark Orb
Sora: Unsuccessfully attempts to block the attack and is wailed upon by Sephiroth
Riku: teleports in from The World That Never Was, blocks Sephiroth's attack "Quit trying to ass-lance my bitch, whore! Wait... huh?"
Sephiroth: blinks "What tha?"
Riku: closes eyes "I... No. Just no." shakes head "Sora... you do realize you're not actually holding those right?" points at the two keyblades
Sora: "Yeah, so?"
Riku: hands Sora the Way To The Dawn "Take this. Kick his ass" Points at Sephiroth
Sora: eyes light up and go big at the fact that Riku just handed him his Keyblade, Riku's order clicks in Sora's head "OKAY!"
Sephiroth: "Ummm... Mommy! JENOVA!" teleports away to the other side of Dark Depths
Sora: Evil Grin You know... if I can wield three then...laughs manaically
Riku: rolls eyes "Oh boy, look I've created a monster." watches gleefully
Sora: pulls out the Ultima weapon and starts stalking towards Sephiroth
Sephiroth: "Ummm... Nice Knowing You! BYE!" Runs away
Riku: "I can't believe that actually worked..."
Sora: collapses out of Final Form "Yeah..." looks at the reappeared Goofy and Donald "You two are worse than he is... cowards."
Riku: "Yeah... Seriously."