PSMANIAC: Songs are in italics and I don't own Crash Bandicoot or The Fairly Odd
Parents.
Chapter 1: Crash's Birthday!
It's August 30th, 2006, the day before Crash's 10th Birthday. All of Crash's friends
and family are standing over the plans for his surprise birthday party. Crash is tanning... err...
sleeping on the beach. Crunch looks down at the plans.
CRUNCH: Pasadena, is this all... um... necessary?
PASADENA: Why, anything for Crash, silly!
CRUNCH: I'll just back away slowly.
COCO: Yeah, how can we get an inflatable Crash?
PASADENA: Uhh... internet?
CRUNCH: We have internet?
VON CLUTCH: Don't vorry about zat now, ve need ze perfect plan, ya!
PASADENA: But this is the perfect plan!
She pulls a puppy dog face.
VON CLUTCH: Me schnitzel! Ze puupy dogz face! Must... rezist! Niiiiiiiine!
COCO: We are not using that plan! It's too expensive.
PASADENA: Awwww...
COCO: I have a new plan.
She gets out a new plan.
(To the tune of "Unfundementals" from "Fairly Odd Parents: School's Out! The Musical)
COCO: Everything is blueprinted,
Everything is painted
So that this party is the best!
EVERYONE: These are the fundementals
for us celebration mentals,
And make this party rock!
COCO: Someone has smelly socks. (Waves her hand in front of her nose.)
(Everyone began to stuff gifts into boxes.)
CRUNCH: Our party is rights-protected, (Pulls out lots of legal papers.)
Everything's going as directed,
So it goes smoothly.
EVERYONE: These certain fundementals
Are rather experimental
I hope this doesn't go down the drain.
VON CLUTCH: I zo excited I think I might go inzane!
PASADENA: The party's tomorrow, (Points to a circled August 31st on a calender.)
everthing must be free of sorrow, (Burns a painting of a sad clown)
so that everything is perfect.
EVERYONE: These are the fundementals (Everyone is packing presents)
for us celebration mentals,
And make this party rock!
These certain fundementals
CRUNCH: I hope this doesn't go down the drain! (Flushes a toilet)
AKU AKU: Crash is coming! Quickly! Put everything in the closet!
Crunch does so but the door looks like as if it's about to burst, so he uses all of his strength
to keep it closed. Crash walks in wearing his usual clothes, sunglasses, and a beach towel
draped around his neck.
CRASH: Nowit jabada! (Hello everybody!)
COCO: Hi big brother! Did you have a nice time at the beach?
She's sweating from nervousness and Crunch is still struggling to keep the door closed.
CRASH: Robolba din- whatta! Jabba labba whahahaha. (Yeah it was- hey! Something
doesn't seem right here.)
He looks over at the closet door. Everyone (except for Crash of coarse) is sweating
buckets of sweaty sweat of sweaty sweatiness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crash moves towards
the closet and... straightens a crooked picture frame right next to it.
CRASH: Glee joobala zatuaga. (Glad I figured that out.)
He turns to everyone.
CRASH: Icha fabalaba naba da kalawi darwa. Haba nojui casa! (I'm going down to Farmer
Earnest's too pick up some stuff. I'll be back in an hour!)
VON CLUTCH: Okey-dokey! You do zat now, Crash me boy!
CRASH: Raba, nit-tui! (Okay, bye!)
Crash leaves through the front door and walks down the path a bit. Then, Crunch lost all of
his strength and the house explodes in a flurry of presents, decorations, and fire
extinguishers. Luckily, Crash was completly oblivious to the explsion behind him. Everyone
climbes up from the wreckage.
COCO: Okay people, we need to start all over again.
EVERYONE ELSE: Awww...
PSMANIC: Okay, so review if you want another Chapter! And I don't think I did so good with this song.