Fanfictions with the Cullens and Bella
Background info first- alice, Carlisle and emmet just pulled this horrible prank on Edward that involved emmet's socks, voka, and a drunk bella. I won't go into the details (to gruesome even for a T rated story).
Chapter 1 GRRRROOOAAAWWWWLLLLL!
Edward's story- The bestest make-out session ever
I have dedicated this story to my family to gross them out eternally
Once upon a time the bestest make-out session took place in the Cullen's house. Bella and Edward (a/n that's me!!!!!) (a/n I have to make these stories realistic so there are a/n's). They made out for hours and hours and they were so happy!
Like it Alice-no doubt you could see this coming but they couldn't! he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he!
Emmet's story- the bear that ate Edward
I have to take my anger out other than beating Edwards guts out, so my psycholigist a.k.a. Rose, says. Here goes.
One day soon after edward's story debued, he was out hunting when a giant bear named Snuffles popped up behind him. The bear Snuffles was mad at emmet for cheating on her with Sniffles(a/n that was NOT my idea but it made sense.) and mistook edward for emmet. By the time Edward realized that the bear was going to hurt him, it was to late. The bear then crushed Edward and ate his guts. The end.
(a/n these are personal e-mails sent between emmet Edward and bella.)
bella to emmet- how could you talk so mean about Edward. He was trying to be gross to the others not you. Did you have chocolate?
Emmet to bella- I was not talking mean but expressing my feelings like rose told me to. And how did you know that I had chocolate? Maybe a little.
Edward to Emmet- did you have chocolate? I'm not offended by your story.
Emmet to Edward- Then call your girlfriend off! And how does everybody know that I had chocolate? GRRRROOOOAAAWWWWLLLLL!
That's it for chapter one. Do you guys like? R&R please.