"This is soooooooooo boring!" moaned Naruto as he watched some weird dude with ninja guards just sit in a chair, "If I'd known assassination missions were this boring, I would've never joined ANBU." Naruto, Kakashi, and Sakura were staked out in a tree, waiting for the dudes meeting to end.
"Shut up Naruto!" whispered Sakura sharply as she bonked him on the head, "Besides, I'd give anything to take down that Uchiha bastard."
"She's right Naruto," replied Kakashi as he sat there reading his book, "Why don't you try to occupy yourself for the time being?"
"Ok," mumbled Naruto as an idea struck him, "Hey Sakura, want to go out on a date when we get back?"
"No Naruto," replied Sakura as she stared into the room with her binoculars.
"Wanna make out?"
"No."
"Kiss?"
"No.
"Do it?"
"No."
"How about squeeze your boobs?"
"For the last time Naruto, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Yeesh," mumbled Naruto as he tried to return the feeling in his ear, "You don't have to yell."
"Naruto, that was very incorrect for you to say for two reasons," replied Kakashi, "One, it is impolite for you to ask a lady to 'do it' or any of the things you asked. And two, what boobs were you talking about."
"Oh yeah Kakashi-sensei!" laughed Naruto obliviously, not noticing Sakura releasing extreme killing intent, "Sakura is as flat as a board! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !"
"See Naruto!" laughed Kakashi, "I'm always right in the ways of pervertedness. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !"
"Naruto! Kakashi-sensei!" roared Sakura as she crushed her binoculars.
The two males ceased their laughing to see Sakura releasing abnormal amounts of chakra. "N-n-n-n-n-n-aruto," whispered Kakashi as he wet himself, "I think it would be a good idea to... Run like hell and scream like little girls for the sake of ourselves, andour Manhood!"
"Ditto!" squeaked Naruto as Kakashi and he took off like rockets, screaming like little girls.
"Come back here you bastards!" roared Sakura as she was about to give chase, but she heard a faint sound of a twig breaking.
"Well, well, if it isn't the Konoha An-," the Sound nin was cut short as Sakura appeared in front of him and grabbed his neck, crushing it instantly. The Sound nin instantly charged Sakura, only to get either their heads punched off, their balls ripped off, getting punched in the stomach which left a hole in their body, or getting their spine ripped out.
"What the hell?" asked Sasuke as he appeared behind the masked Sakura, "What the hell did you do to my m-" Sasuke was cut short as Sakura dug an arm straight into his body, tearing out his still beating heart.
"Mine!" cackled with insanity that far surpassed that of Orochimaru as she started to feast upon the now dead Sasuke's heart with her bloodied hands.
"Uh... Mission accomplished," said Naruto feebly as he stared at Sakura gorging on Sasuke's heart, "Should we leave now and report back to Baa-chan?"
"Agreed," replied Kakashi as he too stared at Sakura.
"What about Sakura?" asked Naruto.
"Our manhood or Sakura," answered Kakashi woth sweat slithering down his brow, "Your choice."
"Let's go!" said Naruto as he and Kakshi sped off, leaving Sakura to her... meal.