Me: Hi! This is my story with Nudge!
Nudge: Hi!
Me: So this is what we do on a daily basis-
Nudge: Which is TOTALLY not normal
Me: Whatever. It's what we do. So here's the story!
Nudge: Ahem. Disclaimers.
Me: Oh! Yeah the disclaimer
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Maximum Ride characters or any of my friends cause they own themselves.
Me: Well enjoy the story!
Nudge's POV
Nudge: Max, why can't we just calm down for a while? Maybe at some fun?
Max: Nudge, we can't just stop. We have To Save The World?
Nudge: YOU have to save the world. Nothing about us.
Max: you're helping me. You want to save the world and don't you?
Nudge: Of course I do! But can't we just take a break?
Max: Our job doesn't have breaks.
Nudge: YOUR job! And that's like so cliche!
Max: If you don't want to save the world, then don't!
Nudge: Fine then! I'll leave! You can save the world yourself!-prepares to fly out window-
Max: Nudge!
Nudge: Tell the flock I said goodbye! -flys out window-
Max: Come back after you cool down!
Nudge: I don't think I will!
Max: -sighs-
Me: OK, that was Nudge's part, so now mine!
Me: Ooh! Look at this shirt! What do ya think?
Kristin: It looks good.
Me: -flatly- That's not an opinion.
Kristin: Yes it is.
Me: No, an opinion is like "OOh! That shade of green looks great on you, but lose the beads. They're tacky.
Kristin: You're right. Lose the beads.
Me: Thank you! What about you Cherry?
Cherry: Lose the beads.
Me: Agreed. -drops shirt and gasps- Gasp! Look! It's Nudge!
Cherry + Kristin: Where?
Me: Over there! By the shoes! We HAVE to go and say hi!
Kristin + Cherry: OK.
Me: Do you guys like practice that or something?
Kristin + Cherry: No.
Me: OK then...-taps Nudge's shoulder- Hi!
Nudge: Hello!
Kristin: Hey.
Cherry: Hi.
Nudge: Do I know you guys from somewhere or something?
Me: Now you do! I'm Alice. This is Kristin, and that's Cherry.
Nudge: Well, I'm Nudge. Ooh! That shirt you got is beautiful! Ya just got to lose the beads.
Me: -is all excited- I know! Gasp! That skirt is gorgeous!
Nudge: Thanks! Ooh! Look at those shoes over there!
Me: They would look great with that skirt over there!
-Nudge and Alice walk off talking about clothes-
Kristin: Should we follow them?
Cherry: ...Nah.
-4 hours later in perfume department-
Me: This one looks like an apple!
Nudge: This one smells like oranges!
Me: Hey, smell this one!
Nudge: Smells... sweet... Woah, why's the room spinning? -collapses-
Me: Now that that's done... Where's Cherry and Kristin when you need them? -whips out handy dandy phone- Hi! Can you meet me in the perfume department? Like ASAP.
Cherry + Kristin: -arrives 3 minutes later- Uh oh.
Kristin: What happened?
Me: Hmm? Oh. Nudge fell.
Cherry + Kristin: Really?
Me: You SURE you don't practice that? Whatever, help me get her to the car.
Cherry: What?
Me: Car. Nudge. Help.
Kristin: -whispers- Told you we should've followed them.
Me: Hello?
Cherry + Kristin: Ok.
Me: So that was how I kidnapped Nudge!
Nudge: A very complicated way.
Me: Yeah it was!
R&R?