Hetalia High, or as I like to call it Hell. Now you're probably wondering who the fuck I am, well let me shed some light on that. I'm Romano Lovino Vargas one of three brothers. You could say I'm an average teenage boy except for one thing, I'm gay. Do you know what it's like being gay in high school? Where no one accepts you not even your own grandfather who's like your dad.
That's not even the worst part! And before you say this is just some fucking little baby whining about his shit life, well FUCK YOU! If I want to tell everyone about it then I fucking will! As I was saying My only friends are three guys who call themselves the Bad Touch Trio who the fuck calls themselves the bad touch trio oh yea fucking morons do! I get groped by all three of them on a regular basis, Francis being the worst.
Let me tell you a little bit about the fuckers. First there's Antonio, AKA the tomato bastard. He's a pervert to say the least, he's also a Junior like the rest of his bastard friends. Antonio's been creeping on me since the start of middle school. I don't like him like that he's my friend only my friend.
Then there's Francis, ewww just saying his name gives me an STD. He'll fuck anything that moves! His whole life is about sex and he doesn't care who you are! I think that someone must have broken his heart pretty bad for him to act like this. SHUT UP I have sympathy. The only thing I like about the guy is that he doesn't believe in rape. That certainly saves a lot of lives!
Now last but not least the potato bastard #2. Gilbert is probably the least "active" one of the group. He doesn't go on dates or anything but he's defiantly had sex, which is a bit odd but whatever. He's obnoxious too, always proclaiming how awesome he is and his stupid "5 meters". I'll be surprised if that thing is one fucking inch because that big ego has to compensate for something. I met Gilbert before anyone else he was always nice to me when everyone else hated me. I also... I don't know loved him. I was going to tell him even though he didn't feel the same but then Tonio came in and screwed everything up! So now I'm stuck pinning over someone I'll never fucking have! Why God why?
A/N: ok so this is just the beginning i have way more too write. it's just too kinda set the mood ya know? anyway im not realy sure when the 2nd chapter is gonna be up cuz i have midterms and stuff so enjoy whta i have now okay? oh and before i forget and get sued i don't own Hetalia ohh poo why wont they let me own it!
HASTA LA PASTA EVERYBODY!