WOOT! I was bitten by a plot bunny while I was supposed to be finishing up a math test which I still haven't finished. So I wrote it out on paper for once, typed it up on my grandpa's computer, and uploaded it here. ^-^ And yes, I did screw up everyone's ages, but calm down, it was for the sake of FanFiction. This was inspired by the fact that I'm currently wearing a Beyond Birthday wig (Which I refuse to take off), my little sister and my mom look like Sayu Yagami and Naomi Misora, and my brother acts like Matt (Without the smoking part.) Enjoy the randomness!

Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note. I'm just bored beyond belief.

One day, L Lawliet was bored. And I mean really bored. Heaven forbid the Greatest Detective in the World have nothing to amuse himself. So he had his butler, Watari, set up a little experiment for him. L wanted to know what would happen if you put four completely different, unrelated people in a house together for six months.

The first person he chose was a fourteen year old serial killer, Beyond Birthday. He had short, shaggy black hair that looked a lot like L's, and crimson red irises. He was emotionally unstable as well as violent, clever, imaginative, a bit demented, and altogether a rather happy person. His favorite food was strawberry jam.

The next was Naomi Misora, a young woman with long dark hair and grayish eyes. She was an FBI agent on leave of absence for reasons she didn't like to talk about. She was rather calm most of the time, intelligent, and fairly optimistic. She was also thinking of quitting the FBI to get married to her fiancé Raye Penbar.

Third chosen was one of L's very own successors, Mail Jeevas, better known as Matt. He was also known for his obsessive videogame playing, love of striped shirts, and orange tinted goggles on at almost all times. He was probably the second smartest out of the four chosen, despite only being eleven. Matt was probably also the most laid-back out of them all as well.

Up last was Light Yagami's little sister, Sayu Yagami, only nine. She was a normal little girl, dark hair, brown eyes, and a sweet personality. Why L chose her was unknown. But truthfully it was just to get Light upset for kidnappi--borrowing his baby sister for a couple months. Mr. and Mrs. Yagami were more than happy to volunteer her for an experiment set up by the World's Greatest Detective.

Three and a half hours after L sent to request to the butler, most of the victim-- I mean, subjects, were now sitting down in a small, cramped room in front of a laptop with a large, calligraphic 'L' in a fancy Old English font on it. And by most, I mean the FBI agent, the gamer, and the little girl.

They were having some problems getting the killer in the room. ("I refuse to go down without a fight!" He has screamed, biting Watari on the arm.)

Finally, he was in a straightjacket and strapped to a chair so he and the others could listen to why they had been summoned here.

"I'm assuming that none of you know why you are here, correct?" Asked a computerized voice being emitted from the laptop.

They all nodded, except for the killer, who happened to get bored at that second.

"OOH! OOH! I KNOW!!" He said brightly, grinning from ear to ear. "We're all here because we've been chosen to go to outer space and make contact with the Evil Donut-Chihuahua aliens from Saturn!" He announced proudly.

Everyone deadpanned, staring at him. Was this guy insane or something?!

The electronic voice was silent for a few more seconds. "Beyond, you haven't been taking your medication every day, have you." L said. It sounded less like a question than a statement.

The killer shook his head, still beaming.

"… Anyway…" He continued. "You've all been chosen for a special experiment that could change the way we all live in the future. Think of it as helping the whole world." He lied. Truthfully, he was only doing this for his own sheer entertainment.

The little girl, Sayu, raised her hand. "Ummm, what kind of experiment is this, exactly?" She asked uncertainly.

Here L gave a small chuckle. "All four of you are going to live together for the next twenty-four weeks." He told them.

The FBI agent's eyes widened until they looked like they were going to pop out of her head. The gamer didn't even look up from his DS. Sayu looked over at Beyond nervously, and said murderer started cackling maniacally.

"Now I'll leave you four to get acquainted." The voice said, and the screen went black. Unbeknownst to the group, however, he left the video camera on.

There was a slightly awkward silence, until the killer got sick of it and decided to break it. "Soooo…" He started. "When am I getting out of this nice little jacket here?" He asked uneasily, starting to get a tad claustrophobic in the small room.

"Probably never." The gamer said, not even looking up at him, just concentrating on his game, occasionally muttering things to himself.

The FBI agent just sighed and turned to the younger girl. "Please tell me that we're the only sane people here?" She begged/

Sayu smiled. "Don't worry about it, they're just guys. They only seem crazy. I'm Sayu Yagami, by the way." She said in a friendly manner, holding out her hand.

"Nice to meet you. I'm Naomi Misora." Naomi answered, shaking her hand.

"Really guys, I'd like to get out of this." Beyond said, fidgeting. But his words fell on deaf ears, as the girls had struck up a random conversation and the boy, Matt, couldn't even tear his eyes away from his DS for a half of a second. He finally lost his temper and let out an animalistic cry. "LEMME OUT OF THIS THING!" He shouted.

All attention turned to him at once. He looked at the group with pleasing puppy eyes. They had to admit, for a killer, he was actually kinda cute.

Naomi rolled her eyes and stood up to help him. "Fine…"

The computer momentarily turned back on. "I'd advise you not to do that, Misora-san." The electronic voice warned her, and the screen went blank again.

Naomi sat back down.

Beyond growled and started rocking the chair back and forth in agitation. "I've decided I hate you all…" He said darkly.

Ten minutes later, L switched the laptop back on. "Everyone finished getting to know each other then?"

The group half nodded and there was a mutter of 'Unfortunately…' from Beyond.

"Good. Now, if you don't mind, Watari will take you all to the house you'll be sharing for the next six months." He said. An old man in a trench coat and a funny hat walked into the room and ushered them all out, keeping hold on Beyond's straightjacket in case the killer decided to make a run for it.

Sooo..... should I continue this? Or ditch the idea? It's all up to you guys. This was thought up, written, and posted in the span of an hour, so don't blame me if it sucks.

Review so I know whether or not to keep writing, because I'm nothing without you guys. :D