Based off an experience with my friend and her mother, this is the prolouge to the amazingly stupid Aphrodite is a Fangirl.

And I mean REALLY STUPID. Hey, I get bored.

KH does not belong to me, it belongs to the Greek Gods.I would tell you which one in particular, but I'm afraid I'm not allowed to. And no, it's not Aphrodite.

Although she wishes it was.

"Fuck!" Ohmygawdwhatthehell! That was Axel's reaction to his boyfriend, Leon, running in at full speed into the living room.

"What is it, Leon! Can't you see that I'm trying to watch Gilmore Girls!"

"…You are so gay." No shit, Axel thought- thoroughly annoyed.

"Because you're just soooo straight. Now, what did you come yelling about?" Suddenly, Axel saw Leon's face go into utter shock.

"THE BIBLE-TOASTERS!" Okay then…what? Axel at that point officially decided his lover had gone off the deep end.

"What?"

"Don't answer the door."

"What?"

"They're at the door."

"…What?"

"THE BIBLE TOASTERS!"

"…You mean Jehovah's Witnesses?" Wow, and Axel thought that they were just fairy tales. Who knew they'd exist in Traverse Town.

"YOU KNOW THOSE ARE ONLY FAIRY TALES!" Leon had gone into a frenzy, banging his head on the wall and everything. His hair was all over the place, his eyes bloodshot, and he rather reminded Axel of a house-cat on steroids.

"…Leon. Hun. I think you need some sleep." Leon sighed deeply, leaning his back gently on the wall behind him.

"Probably. But I'm not going until you promise me not to open the door."

"Okay dearest." Axel figured that Leon had gotten so little sleep lately- partly due to himself- that he was just like…hallucinating or something.

"Don't call me dearest."

"Okay pookie." Axel could swear that Leon was the only person he knew who could both grin and growl at the same time. It was one of those weird things about Leon that Axel had fallen in love with.

"I'll let you get back to Gilmore Girls then," Leon said, rolling his eyes at Gilmore Girls.

Axel snarled. Yes, he liked Gilmore Girls. So phooey on you.

1 Hour later

WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MARRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Okay, why did Sora have to mess with their doorbell again! He was always doing that.

Axel stood up, about to answer the doorbell, when he remembered what Leon made him promise. Oh well, that was an hour ago, and Axel was still sure Leon was just imagining things.

Axel pulled open the brown, wooden door and looked outside to see…

Omfguh! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!

Bible…toasters. Toasters…with the word BIBLE strewn across them, flying around with little wings. There had to be at least ten of the fuckers!

Axel shrieked. He gave a high-pitched, girly, embarrassing shriek, and slammed the door- to see a half-dressed Leon running down the stairs.

"I told you not to answer the god-damn door!"

"Who the hell would send toasters possessed by BIBLES to our house!" Leon shook his head, letting his waist-length hair flying.

"I only have one guess," replied Leon mystically. He and Axel shared a meaningful look.

"No. It couldn't be."

"It must."

"But she-"

"Is a prankster."

"But she-"

"The Goddess of Fangirlism."

"It seems we can never rid ourselves of her…"

"Nope."

FYI, I have the right to discontinue this at any point if I so desire. Which I probably won't.

And look out for the fic that I'm making that's really not as stupid, but is the same kind of thing. Yeah, Aphrodite is British in that one.

And only there for one chapter of it.xD The rest is just happy LeAx angst/drama/smexing/loving.